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Pants shitting hysterics

Tuesday, July 30th, 2019

So, the man whose job I want, Gordon Ramsay, is under fire for shooting a goat. This apparently caused “outrage” by those who are always outraged any way. I watched the episode. New Zealand doesn’t have archaic suppressor laws and the rifle he used was equipped with one. Cool. However, he did not have any […]

Pants shitting hysterics

Monday, December 31st, 2012

On the one hand, I’m amused at the use in this hysteria-ridden piece of the term ‘Newtown’-style assault rifle Wow. I’ve got a couple of ‘Newtown’-style rifles and handguns. I also have a ‘Newtown’-style SUV and some ‘Newtown’-style ammo. Pretty ridiculous.

Parker to the court: The pants shitting hysterics

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

That really frosted their nads. It’s like they already lost, or something. Some responses from the antis: The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership: “The Appeals Court decision striking down the District of Columbia handgun law was a highly questionable example of judicial activism. It ignored longstanding U.S. Supreme Court precedent, discounted the express language […]

Taking pants-shitting hysterics to a new level

Monday, September 15th, 2014

So, Candice Bernd is butthurt that the NRA hosts a police shooting competition. Because, you know, you want to turn police loose with guns and not know how to shoot them. I kid, she’s butthurt because the NRA is hosting it.

Pants-shitting hysterics v. facts

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Gonzo prefers hysterics: Emotion is what wins arguments, and there is a tremendous amount of emotion among those fighting to reduce gun violence — there always is when someone gets hurt or must go through the tragedies that we experience in this country as a result of gun violence. … That is important emotion, and […]

Put on your big boy pants

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

Some pants-shitting hysterics by a man who saw an open carrier and nothing happened: How am I, just an average person, supposed to know if the person with the firearm is a good guy or a bad guy? Suppose that I am armed, too. Should I fire preemptively at the other person with the gun […]


Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Christian Trejbal, the pants-shitting editorial writer who published a list of concealed weapons permit holders in Virginia and compared them to sex offenders, continued his pants-shitting: Extra police patrols were ordered Tuesday at the home of a newspaper editorial writer after a suspicious package was delivered there following a storm of criticism of a column […]


Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

Except that whole part about how you can’t buy the part that’s actually a gun ad makes the gun work. Some pants shitting hysterics over at gizmodo.

Where Great Britain Used To Be

Sunday, January 18th, 2015

Pants shitting hysterics over one of their fairy tale, government moochers having guards armed with Tasers and guns.

Layers of editorial oversight

Tuesday, February 25th, 2014

Oh, sorry, I misspelled idiotorial. Check out the pants shitting hysterics from the New York Post: New York Knicks guard Raymond Felton waved a pistol loaded with body armor-piercing bullets at his wife during several spats in their Upper West Side pad — prompting the terrified woman to turn the gun and her estranged husband […]

Newtown shooting report

Thursday, March 28th, 2013

State attorney releases info on the shooting. It took a while but here’s the release. And here’s the news story. And here’s the pants shitting hysterics version. He got the gun from his mom by shooting her in the face. If only there was a background check before shooting someone in the face. Seems his […]

The Evil Gun Lobby

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Over at the Harvard Political Review (which seriously cannot afford its own domain name?), comes PSH alleging that gunnies engage in PSH: The NRA boasts over four million members and is ranked, year after year, as the most powerful lobbying organization by Fortune. “The NRA exploits fear,” Anthony Bragga, a senior research associate in public […]

What a Maroon

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

PSH from from a college paper.


Friday, January 11th, 2008

On a bill introduced in VA to allow lawful CCW holders to carry on campus, the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership breaks out the hysteria: But Gilbert’s bill is a bad idea and would cost lives, according to Brian J. Siebel, senior attorney with the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence. College students often […]

Another case of the press taking dictation from The Violence Policy Center

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Bernd Debusmann writing at Reuters notes that gun culture in the US is fading. And by notes I mean re-prints Violence Policy Center propaganda. In fact, here’s a link to their study. And by study, I mean a reprint of data from other sources. But it beats their usual method of calling Google searches studies. […]

ZOMFG he can lawfully possess a shotgun

Friday, December 21st, 2007

In England, there’s a lot of PSH because a shotgun license was granted to a nine-year-old. This is of note: But in the wake of rising gun violence among youngsters the move has been branded “totally absurd”. Unpossible! With all that gun control, gun violence cannot possibly be on the rise! And do these idiots […]

NYT: Mouthpiece for the anti-gun lobby

Monday, December 17th, 2007

This piece, complete with PSH, comes to us from the paper of record: Barely touched on in the coverage of the two latest gun rampages is how the disturbed shooters could so easily obtain assault rifles — weapons designed for waging war. Barely touched on because it’s untrue. An assault rifle is a select fire […]

What media bias against guns?

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Despite the misinformation and PSH from the press, a cop keeps his cool.

About that poll

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Yes, this poll. It was a trick question. What I did was start out with option three and then, due to the PSH that followed, resorted to option one. And, to maintain my moral superiority, I pointed out that, despite her antics, I (the guy who was armed) managed to maintain his cool and that […]

I’m the root of all that’s evil but you can call me Cookie

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

Seen at Dr. Helen’s: Have you ever met a person who left you wondering, “How could someone be so twisted, so evil?” The Doc notes that the book she’s discussing suggests that some people are just born evil. And, from my personal experience, that is true. Let me catch you up. See, I’m a finance […]

Assault Weapons Ban Push Returns

Monday, September 24th, 2007

The headline reads: Police Chiefs Call For Assault Weapons Ban. The headline should read: Anti-Gun Group Calls For Assault Weapons Ban. And from a Florida Idiotorial: More assault weapons are being used in crimes in South Florida, and police are being outgunned by the bad guys. How many? One or one thousand? Since these weapons […]

Uncle Bot’s: Tally ho!

Friday, September 7th, 2007

Couple things regarding this piece I linked yesterday: 1 – Mike: they would attack someone, and then when their victim defended himself they would cast them in the role of the aggressor and claim to be in the right. Ayup. 2 – Second, a lot of the comments there scare white people. The folks scaring […]

They Can’t Help It

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

Turns out, PSH may be a condition.

Short answer

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

No. Gun control is based on the opposite of reason. It is based on emotional pleas, PSH, and advocating policies that have been shown not to work.

More Reasoned Discoursetm

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Tom King, President of the New York State Rifle & Pistol Association, has a blog at that is pro-gun running counter to the PSH of Robyn Ringler. Now, Robyn has been deleting pro-gun comments faster than John Ford is stocking up on soap on a rope (see here and here). She claims she’s only […]

What’s in a name?

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Well, I always preferred politically incorrect self-loading rifle. Update: Heh: PSH Inducer

Excellent Question

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

In light of the upcoming Republican YouTube debate, people are getting their questions on. Perhaps this time, CNN will pick questions that do not evoke PSH (unlike last time). So, here’s one I’d love to see asked of the Republicans: Joe says: Here’s the assignment/request/bleg… It will literally take ONE MINUTE of your time. Go […]

Protest the protest

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

So, today the Rearend Jesse Jackson and the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership are supposed to be doing some protests, which is what you do when you’re ineffectual in the political realm. People who are effective do something other than try to get cheap media time. They’re protesting, err, not sure what. But it’s […]

Press contacts

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Bitter discusses writing letters to the editor. And leave some of that crazy gun nut talk out. You don’t want to scare the white people. And, also, those Protest Easy Guns folks are gearing up for their protests in various cities. I’ve linked their schedule. And so have the folks at And I have […]


Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Reasoned DiscourseTM will soon be a gunblogger meme along with PSH. Update: BTW, pro-gunners meet pants-shitter. This is funny: As anyone who has spent five minutes browsing it knows, the Internet is filled with people who cannot be bothered with facts, who know almost nothing, and yet who insist on throwing their lack of knowledge […]

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