Woman uses KelTec to stop a robbery.

In the Philippines: Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her. But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her. A subgun or a handgun?

Judge arms herself amid safety fears.

Woman repels two burglars with handgun.

Squeaky on carry permit databases: I got a gun because of an ex who’d raped me and then began stalking me. I went through all of the appropriate steps to become licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and I’m listed in the same database section that my ex would be if he was arrested for […]

Good thing she had a gun: Donna Jackson, 57, was on the phone with 911 for more than ten minutes reporting an intruder at her home when she shot and killed the man, Billy Dean Riley. The incident was captured on tape by the 911 dispatcher. Riley entered Jackson’s home after breaking a glass door […]

91 year old man holds burglar at gun point. Bonus: while naked.

11 year old kills bear in Idaho in defense of home and sisters.

Mother of three kills intruder.

An 8 months pregnant woman kills a car burglar 67 year-old shoots at two home invaders, killing one. AL woman shoots home invading ex-boyfriend in self defense

80 year old man kills burglar. No charges filed. It’s win/win.

Great Grandmother stops robbery.

Nothing says please don’t rape me like a couple of rounds.

81 year old man shoots home invader.

And not that he’s 91 years old going up against a 20 something year old.

Pregnant woman holds intruder at bay with a shotgun.

In Nashville, 60 year old man shoots home invader.

Handgun carry permit holder thwarts kidnapping of 8 year old boy.

Mother defends two children from two prison escapees trying to break into her house. 82 year old man kills invader 74 year old shoots carjacker Couple wards off home invaders

And not the fact he’s 83 years old.

And not for the fact that a 62 year old man can’t fight off four attackers with his bare hands.

And not that he’s not shotgun-proof: Police said the two suspects went up to their intended victim with a shotgun and announced the robbery. According to police, the victim, who is a permitted gun holder, pulled out his weapon and fired. Fifteen minutes later, police said one of the suspects showed up at a local […]

In Maine: 77 year old woman with concealed handgun permit “escorts armed intruder from home at gunpoint”

Sorry, but if your comic art looks like this, you shouldn’t make fun of other web-pages’ header graphics. As a bonus: my header is actually funnier. BTW, header was designed by The Comedian. But I have been thinking about changing it.

Suppressed fitty. That is the biggest suppressor I’ve seen.

Let’s go with dick jokes. Personally, I’m compensating for the fact I can’t accurately hurl a projectile at 1,300 fps.

Obviously, compensating . . . I’m kind of wanting an Alaskan Co Pilot: A fast handling take down lever action rifle with an overall length of as little as 35 inches, that weighs as little as 6 1/2 lbs. and has MOA accuracy. And, you know, .50 caliber. I’ve shot this exact gun and it […]

All these gun issues are because you have small dicks. Yes, all these people are obviously compensating for the size of their penis.

Russian man who had penis enlargement surgery asks docs to make it smaller: Within a month Konstantin was back, begging doctors to reverse the operation. He told them that several women had walked out on him, unwilling to share in his new-found happiness. Obviously, compensating for the . . . oh forget it. Porn is […]

Say you use your gun defensively, to some fanfare from the press who wants to tell your tale. Great. But let’s reconsider posing with our guns for the press. I’m rather a fan of Tam’s rule of stop touching it. I think it’s better if we kept our guns where they belong, in the holsters. […]