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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis – remix

In the Philippines:

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her.

But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her.

A subgun or a handgun?

10 Responses to “Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis – remix”

  1. nk Says:

    Both? She had gone stale with her handgun so her husband gave her a submachine gun so she could spray instead of aim until she got her edge back?

  2. nk Says:

    My father was issued an Enfield rifle and a Sten in the Army. He loved the Enfield and cursed the Sten — he called it the worst weapon ever made. (He was the kind of shooter who could hit a fox raiding our henhouse with a muzzleloader at pitch dark from fifty yards.)

  3. John Says:

    I remember seeing some Glock 18’s and converted Glock 19’s on Philippines’ websites. Perhaps it’s both…

  4. Shootin' Buddy Says:

    Pinos rock hard and don’t screw around.

    I’ll bet you a bottle of tuba that it’s a machine pistol, legal or illegal.

  5. Phelps Says:

    Machine pistol perhaps?

  6. Sigivald Says:

    Machinepistol fits both, yep.

    Glock, Beretta, one of the weird Eastern-European models…

  7. Paul Says:

    I hope she got both!

  8. Lyle Says:

    Well, yeah; a submachine gun is often a “handgun” even if it happens to have a shoulder stock of some kind. Doesn’t the “MP” in MP-38, MP-5, et al stand for “Machine Pistol”?

    I don’t know that I’d want a machine pistol for self defense. I’d be worried about stray bullets in built-up areas, plus they tend to waste ammo, so you need to carry more. Depends on the circumstance and location I guess.

    And of course she has a small penis. There is never any other possible reason to have a firearm, so I hear. If that is the case, would that mean the anti-gunners are discriminating against people with small penises? I thought they were all about falling all over themselves to make sure we thought they accommodated all people with disabilities, no matter what.

  9. Doc Merlin Says:

    Probably both.

  10. straightarrow Says:

    What Lyle? Are you saying I have a disability?

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