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Fetishists

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Via Breda, Paul Helmke does not approve of Lady Gaga’s choice of bra: “The music was fine, but I wonder why they went out of their way to glorify guns in their production,” the campaign’s president, Paul Helmke, wrote on its website. “Beyond the sexual stereotype of guns in general, it’s hard to understand why […]

And the AARP is a money laundering operation for Buick Dealers

Monday, December 21st, 2009

PSH and stupid all in one: The NRA is a money laundering operation for arms dealers Complete with references to sexual insecurity. After all, gun owners are just compensating for the size of their penises. And there’s that whole bit about how liberals should forget catering to gun owners. Yup. Because that would work out […]

Two tales of self-defense

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis, a wheelchair bound man kills a home invader. Where Great Britain Used To Be, a man uses a cricket bat to defend his family from a home invasion. He gets 30 months in jail. The home invaders are walking the streets on parole.

Tantrum

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

This guy does a crappy photshop of this picture. Makes dicks jokes. You know, because all those gun owners are compensating for the size of their penis.

They usually resort to dick jokes

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Anthony: The bimbo stated in explicit terms (which I will not use here) that the reason male shooters love their handguns so much is that it is our attempt to make up for what we lack below the belt, i.e., the ‘male member.’ I know, look at all these people compensating for the size of […]

in Chicago

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Thirteen year-old boy fends off burglars with a shotgun. As the anti-gunners tell us, he was no doubt compensating for the size of his penis.

Kids and guns

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Katie on then and now: Nowadays, however, most parents – including me – would be incredibly freaked out if one of their child’s friends had unlocked guns in the home, not to mention hanging on the wall of a child’s bedroom (!!!). But why? I’m sure this guy was freaked out too: A ten-year-old boy […]

[Actually, a very small subset of] The Whole Gun Debate

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Aunt B. looks at Tennessee’s year of the gun. She notes what we’ve said all along: we have the facts the other side has dick jokes. After all, these people are just compensating for the size of their penis.

equalizer

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Remember, he was just compensating for the size of his penis. Not for the fact that a 70 year old may have a tough time physically fighting a 17 year old.

Handgun Permit Holder Stops Carjacker

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Clearly, she was just compensating for the size of her penis: About a month ago, Audry Sauceda was carjacked and fought back. He stuck a gun in my side and told me to get out of the car,” Sauceda said while sharing her story with FOX 13 on May 15. “And I pulled out my […]

Woman Shoots 2 In Home Invasion

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Obviously, she was just compensating for her penis size.

Anonymous tough guy

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

That’s me, alright. Wait. I’m confused. I thought, being a gun nut, I was not a tough guy and therefore compensating for that and my small penis with my guns.

More human

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Sebastian has a bit on Reasoned Discoursetm: I think the reason for the vitriol is that we have unwittingly hit on a nerve. The LA Times article presented gun owners in a human light. For those who have their identities wrapped up in who they are not, which is ignorant, paranoid, rednecks compensating for some […]

Dominion

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Over at the Carpet Bagger report, Morbo laments that the NRA continues to hold dominion over Virginia. Morbo incorrectly notes: In Virginia, lawmakers have rejected modest legislation closing a loophole that allows people to buy weapons at gun shows without undergoing a background check. This should be a no-brainer after what happened, but still the […]

I hope the Joyce Foundation kept their receipt because they might need a refund

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

It’s amusing. From Joe, I learn that Gun Guy Gonzo linked to me stating we gun bloggers are full of venom and vitriol, cursing and overcompensating masculinity, and instead of providing insight on the news, they provide rehashes of decades-old NRA lies and propaganda. This is particularly amusing when you’re in the know that this […]

Today’s Idiot

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Darren Seiber. Fresh from making the same tired joke about guns compensating for penis size [What about my wife’s gun? -Ed.], comes proof of an utter inability to do the slightest bit of research: However, the truth of the matter is, that Texas gun laws are no less lax than that of other states. Really? […]

Reinstate the Assault Weapons Ban

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

That’s the punchline of this joke.

men with small dicks out and about

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

and men with small brains have blogs: So, watch out if you’re out shopping tomorrow, they may be lots of men out compensating for their own inadequacies at the local gun shop. No doubt they will have travelled there in their big V8. Yes, the big cars and guns are a sure sign of a […]

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