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I’m compensating for the fact I can’t accurately throw a rock at 1,200 feet per second

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Dr. Helen: Gun Owners: Are You Compensating for Something?

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

In NZ: A feisty 90-year-old German woman has chased away three would-be burglars from her rural farmhouse with her cane, police said. I guess if she had a gun, they may have gotten hurt. HT to John.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Friday, August 5th, 2011

68-year-old grandmother shoots two home invaders.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Man corners female hotel worker with a knife to her throat. He started to tie her up, for a rape. At which point, she drew her gun and shot him. He died. Also, the uses the term fought back. We don’t realize that she pulled a heater and introduced his insides to the outside until […]

ORNL’s Reticle Compensating Rifle Barrel Reference Sensor

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

This is cool: The fiber-optic laser-based sensor system precisely measures the deflection of the barrel relative to the sight and automatically adjusts the crosshairs to match the true position of the barrel.

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, April 18th, 2011

81 year old man clubs robber in the head with a frying pan.

Obviously compensating for the size of your penis

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

A worldwide map of penis size. Ok, then.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

Beauty queen fends off intruder. She gets bonus points for using a pink 38 snubby but: Meghan Brown had fired her pink .38-caliber handgun only inside a shooting range. Even there, she said, she wasn’t very good. The 2009 Miss Tierra Verde, 25 and a slender brunet, had trouble pulling back the trigger. When she […]

You dawg, I heard you liked guns and compensating for the size of your penis

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

The CockGlock. I think someone has some issues. And maybe not safe for work if your work has an aversion to penis shaped things.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

In Alaska: A Fairbanks woman nearly severed a man’s hand with a sword early Saturday morning as he was trying to break into her bedroom, according to Fairbanks police.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Woman who runs sex toy shop wants folks to turn in guns in exchange for sex toys.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

In Florida: Three teenagers were arrested after they broke into a home Saturday night while wearing masks and beat a 72-year-old man over the head with a baseball bat, Pensacola police reported. The 72-year-old did not go down without a fight, according to police. The victim, who was home with his 70-year-old sister when the […]

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Man tries to rob convenient store, indicating he has a gun. Apparently, he didn’t be cause the clerk pulled out a Samurai sword and chased him to the parking lot. Where the clerk hit him with the sword.

Obviously, compensating for the size of their penis

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Double amputee shoots, kills attacker. 14 year old boy shoots burglar in the face. 82 year old holds thieves at gun point.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Man in wheelchair kills intruder.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

11 year old girl uses gun to defend home. It’s a good thing she was not subject to any of those laws restricting children’s access to firearms. Bonus: a pink Crickett

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

71 year-old woman defends herself with a frying pan.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, October 25th, 2010

She had to make do with common household items, like a handgun

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, September 27th, 2010

83 year old man stops robber with gun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.

Obviously compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Woman kills home invader.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Friday, September 17th, 2010

71-Year-Old Beats Armed Intruder With Swiffer

Obviously compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

69 year-old grandmother shoots intruder who was in her bedroom.

A meme twofer: Unpossible and Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

In Chicago, a man armed with a pistol breaks into the home of an 80 year-old man. The 80 year-old man introduces the home invader’s insides to the outside. This could not have happened since handguns are banned in Chicago.

Obviously, compensating for the size of . . .

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Police barred from penis enlargement Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia’s Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won’t get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief. Wait, what?

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

89 year old woman fends off intruder with revolver. Bonus officer friendly: Police show up and what do they do? “This is a .22. And the police reloaded it for me,” said Turner. Good for them.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

82 year-old grandmother ends beating by drawing her gun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

In Ohio, a woman finds a 28 year-old man in her 14 year-old daughter’s bedroom. Holds him at gun point for police.

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, January 18th, 2010

11 year-old shoots at home invaders.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

81 year-old man uses gun to fend off robbers.

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