I’m compensating for the fact I can’t accurately throw a rock at 1,200 feet per second
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011Dr. Helen: Gun Owners: Are You Compensating for Something?
Dr. Helen: Gun Owners: Are You Compensating for Something?
In NZ: A feisty 90-year-old German woman has chased away three would-be burglars from her rural farmhouse with her cane, police said. I guess if she had a gun, they may have gotten hurt. HT to John.
68-year-old grandmother shoots two home invaders.
Man corners female hotel worker with a knife to her throat. He started to tie her up, for a rape. At which point, she drew her gun and shot him. He died. Also, the uses the term fought back. We don’t realize that she pulled a heater and introduced his insides to the outside until […]
This is cool: The fiber-optic laser-based sensor system precisely measures the deflection of the barrel relative to the sight and automatically adjusts the crosshairs to match the true position of the barrel.
81 year old man clubs robber in the head with a frying pan.
A worldwide map of penis size. Ok, then.
Beauty queen fends off intruder. She gets bonus points for using a pink 38 snubby but: Meghan Brown had fired her pink .38-caliber handgun only inside a shooting range. Even there, she said, she wasn’t very good. The 2009 Miss Tierra Verde, 25 and a slender brunet, had trouble pulling back the trigger. When she […]
The CockGlock. I think someone has some issues. And maybe not safe for work if your work has an aversion to penis shaped things.
In Alaska: A Fairbanks woman nearly severed a man’s hand with a sword early Saturday morning as he was trying to break into her bedroom, according to Fairbanks police.
Woman who runs sex toy shop wants folks to turn in guns in exchange for sex toys.
In Florida: Three teenagers were arrested after they broke into a home Saturday night while wearing masks and beat a 72-year-old man over the head with a baseball bat, Pensacola police reported. The 72-year-old did not go down without a fight, according to police. The victim, who was home with his 70-year-old sister when the […]
Man tries to rob convenient store, indicating he has a gun. Apparently, he didn’t be cause the clerk pulled out a Samurai sword and chased him to the parking lot. Where the clerk hit him with the sword.
Double amputee shoots, kills attacker. 14 year old boy shoots burglar in the face. 82 year old holds thieves at gun point.
Man in wheelchair kills intruder.
11 year old girl uses gun to defend home. It’s a good thing she was not subject to any of those laws restricting children’s access to firearms. Bonus: a pink Crickett
71 year-old woman defends herself with a frying pan.
She had to make do with common household items, like a handgun
83 year old man stops robber with gun.
Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.
Woman kills home invader.
71-Year-Old Beats Armed Intruder With Swiffer
69 year-old grandmother shoots intruder who was in her bedroom.
In Chicago, a man armed with a pistol breaks into the home of an 80 year-old man. The 80 year-old man introduces the home invader’s insides to the outside. This could not have happened since handguns are banned in Chicago.
Police barred from penis enlargement Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia’s Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won’t get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief. Wait, what?
89 year old woman fends off intruder with revolver. Bonus officer friendly: Police show up and what do they do? “This is a .22. And the police reloaded it for me,” said Turner. Good for them.
82 year-old grandmother ends beating by drawing her gun.
In Ohio, a woman finds a 28 year-old man in her 14 year-old daughter’s bedroom. Holds him at gun point for police.
11 year-old shoots at home invaders.
81 year-old man uses gun to fend off robbers.
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