Chicks and guns
People say to me “Hey Uncle, if you’re so smart, what would you do if you were the president?” And I say “Not play golf while my microphone is still warm”
So, this came up today at lunch. If I was president and a citizen was beheaded and it was put on youtube in a manner taunting America for being pussies. I thought for a few and basically said this:
I’d get 10 different special forces groups of different degrees of skill (not that one is better or worse, I’d just want some SEALs and Green Berets because their skill sets are different) and 10 sniper teams. I’d send them to the areas in Iraq that are controlled by ISIS. And I would tell them that their objective is not to secure shit. Not to monitor strategic any thing. We’re not taking towns, securing infrastructure or rescuing anyone. We’re not restoring peace.
Your goal is to kill terrorists. Kill all members of ISIS you encounter. Kill fucking terrorists. No hostages. Get a body count and move on. Kill them quickly and don’t play nice. Ignore borders. Then I’d disclose the body count in a weekly address to the nation.
Unarmed = 6’4″ 300 pound dude capable of cracking your skull
Teen = Man
Protests = Riot
Organizing = Looting
Locals = bused in from out of town
Shoplifted = strong arm robbery
KKK involved = No, they’re not but race hustlers like the Rearend Jesse Jackass and Al Sharpton are.
That about sum up Ferguson?
Well, if we gunnies can take back Where Great Britain Used To Be, that’d be huge.
So, the drug lords of Mexico are talking it up with ISIS. Seems they have some unguarded border to sell. Well, according to one guy.
But this might be the exception. I’d call it the “careful when you leave America” law, myself.
Cuomo says it’s not his fault. But it is. And he’s lied about it before.
Models don’t agree with temperature records. Clearly, the temperature records are wrong. Because of all those thermometers we had 12,000 years ago. Or something.
1392. Haha made you look.
Bersa Thunder 22. You probably didn’t look.
Da fuck? You definitely looked.
Seems the Army is vested enough in the M4 that, even when it’s bested by another rifled, they call off the competition:
A competing rifle outperformed the Army’s favored M4A1 carbine in key firings during a competition last year before the service abruptly called off the tests and stuck with its gun, according to a new confidential report.
The report also says the Army changed the ammunition midstream to a round “tailored” for the M4A1 rifle. It quoted competing companies as saying the switch was unfair because they did not have enough time to fire the new ammo and redesign their rifles before the tests began.
Exactly how the eight challengers — and the M4 — performed in a shootout to replace the M4, a soldier’s most important personal defense, has been shrouded in secrecy.
Rigged the game and it still won. I wonder what it was? But that’s a secret.
It is clear from the ease with which Mann lies about things that would not withstand ten minutes of scrutiny in a courtroom that he has no intention of proceeding to trial.
He’s a Nobel Laureate, you know. The plan seems to be to stall until Steyn gives up or goes broke. Where do I donate?
Heh. I love that pic.
God first, they say. But they wish for a pro-gun person’s kids to die.
Shocking: ONLY 3 OF 78 ARRESTED PROTESTERS WERE FERGUSON RESIDENTS. It’s as though democrat operatives are there.
Also, I’ve listened to the speeches by the victim and his abductor and, honestly, wonder why Foley gave that speech? It doesn’t make sense to me that a man who seemingly knew what was about to happen would comply like that. All I can figure is 2 years of torment and you want to get it over with.
Good: So far SAF has removed well over one hundred anti-gun rights laws and statutes in several states just by threatening to file suit in our courts.
80% are women, the target audience. The man, I predicted before watching, would continue to be a scaredy cat:
We won one and probably two.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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