Beauty queen fends off intruder. She gets bonus points for using a pink 38 snubby but: Meghan Brown had fired her pink .38-caliber handgun only inside a shooting range. Even there, she said, she wasn’t very good. The 2009 Miss Tierra Verde, 25 and a slender brunet, had trouble pulling back the trigger. When she […]

The CockGlock. I think someone has some issues. And maybe not safe for work if your work has an aversion to penis shaped things.

In Alaska: A Fairbanks woman nearly severed a man’s hand with a sword early Saturday morning as he was trying to break into her bedroom, according to Fairbanks police.

Woman who runs sex toy shop wants folks to turn in guns in exchange for sex toys.

In Florida: Three teenagers were arrested after they broke into a home Saturday night while wearing masks and beat a 72-year-old man over the head with a baseball bat, Pensacola police reported. The 72-year-old did not go down without a fight, according to police. The victim, who was home with his 70-year-old sister when the […]

Man tries to rob convenient store, indicating he has a gun. Apparently, he didn’t be cause the clerk pulled out a Samurai sword and chased him to the parking lot. Where the clerk hit him with the sword.

Double amputee shoots, kills attacker. 14 year old boy shoots burglar in the face. 82 year old holds thieves at gun point.

Man in wheelchair kills intruder.

11 year old girl uses gun to defend home. It’s a good thing she was not subject to any of those laws restricting children’s access to firearms. Bonus: a pink Crickett

71 year-old woman defends herself with a frying pan.

She had to make do with common household items, like a handgun

83 year old man stops robber with gun.

Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.

Woman kills home invader.

71-Year-Old Beats Armed Intruder With Swiffer

69 year-old grandmother shoots intruder who was in her bedroom.

In Chicago, a man armed with a pistol breaks into the home of an 80 year-old man. The 80 year-old man introduces the home invader’s insides to the outside. This could not have happened since handguns are banned in Chicago.

89 year old woman fends off intruder with revolver. Bonus officer friendly: Police show up and what do they do? “This is a .22. And the police reloaded it for me,” said Turner. Good for them.

82 year-old grandmother ends beating by drawing her gun.

In Ohio, a woman finds a 28 year-old man in her 14 year-old daughter’s bedroom. Holds him at gun point for police.

11 year-old shoots at home invaders.

81 year-old man uses gun to fend off robbers.

Woman uses KelTec to stop a robbery.

In the Philippines: Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her. But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her. A subgun or a handgun?

Judge arms herself amid safety fears.

Woman repels two burglars with handgun.

Squeaky on carry permit databases: I got a gun because of an ex who’d raped me and then began stalking me. I went through all of the appropriate steps to become licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and I’m listed in the same database section that my ex would be if he was arrested for […]

Good thing she had a gun: Donna Jackson, 57, was on the phone with 911 for more than ten minutes reporting an intruder at her home when she shot and killed the man, Billy Dean Riley. The incident was captured on tape by the 911 dispatcher. Riley entered Jackson’s home after breaking a glass door […]

91 year old man holds burglar at gun point. Bonus: while naked.

11 year old kills bear in Idaho in defense of home and sisters.