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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.

12 Responses to “Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    well her zucchini was big enough! *rimshot*

  2. pax Says:

    Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.

  3. Tennessee Budd Says:

    Well, that covers the “what vegetable for ursus” question.

  4. Rivrdog Says:

    What can I say? The woman knows alternate uses for the zucchini. More (power) to her (the zucchini is unpowered, get it?)

  5. guy Says:

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who hates @#%$@#$ zucchini.

  6. me Says:

    The dread of zucchini is universal, even bears will run terrified when confronted with one.

    One year as a kid, weary of how prodigious the plants were, and moms creative cooking ways, I would sneak up to the garden several times a week and yank the just forming blossoms. She couldn’t figure out why the plans just quit producing so suddenly.

  7. Timmeehh Says:

    A Scotsman would have no need of a zucchini, he’d just lift his kilt and the bear would die of fright!

  8. guy Says:

    “One year as a kid, weary of how prodigious the plants were”

    +100

    Only in my neck of the woods, EVERYone had a mess of those cursed plants in their gardens. People would scatter like cockroaches when they saw someone walking up to them with a grocery bag even before they saw the contents.

    I figure that bear turned tail before she could break out the “oh, why don’t you take some home with you?!?”

  9. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    The bear had obviously missed the lesson of the “self defence against fresh fruits and vegetables” class covering zucchini.

  10. Bob Says:

    The bear figured if it didn’t leave quick, it’s be leaving with a whole box of the damned things.

  11. Jerry Says:

    There is a special place, in my heart, for a woman who can wield a zucchini that well.

  12. nk Says:

    Heh! I hate zucchini, too. And I have eaten boiled sheep intestines.