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Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

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3 Responses to “Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis”

  1. Wolfwood Says:

    That sounds an awful lot like a euphemism.

    Alternatively: “Swiffer?!? I hardly even KNOW her!”

  2. BobG Says:

    I don’t know about the size of his penis, but he obviously has a sizable set of cajones.

  3. MrSatyre Says:

    “He said he thinks their house was chosen because the carport light was on.”

    Huh? Usually, crooks steer clear of houses with lights on.