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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, August 19th, 2012

Though I like the first comment’s description better: an insurrectionist woman attacked a poor Occupy Your Home activist

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

Female store clerk opens fire on bad guy

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Friday, July 27th, 2012

89 year old woman thwarts burglary with a gun

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

Paraplegic kills intruder.

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Monday, June 25th, 2012

14 year old shoots armed intruder while watching his siblings. Fortunately, this happened in America and not Massachusetts so no one will be charged with violating safe storage laws.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Friday, April 27th, 2012

And not the fact he’s not knife-proof: “(The bystander) was suspicious of what might be going on, and when he saw the stabbing, he just drew his pistol and challenged the individual,” which caused the alleged attacker to lie down on the ground, said Salt Lake City Police Lt. Brian Purvis. The anti gun folks […]

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Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Tom is well hung.

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Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Or something else. Having a handgun makes you look taller?

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Friday, April 6th, 2012

Four men raid a woman’s home. She introduces one man’s brains to the light of day. Sadly, three other men got away.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

You go girl: A woman who had just finished doing overnight work in a Landrum business on Saturday was assaulted by two men, but ended up turning the tables on them when she pulled out a gun and shot at them. No confirmation she hit them, though.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

92 year old man fends off three thieves. And a bonus story about a retired librarian holding burglars at gun err machete point.

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Thursday, March 8th, 2012

70 year old man foils robbery, pistol-whips assailant.

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Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

One tough hombre: 90 year old man shoots burglar after being shot in the face, then proceeds to fight the injured intruder.

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Monday, January 30th, 2012

A lady with lots of cats and lots of guns fends off three home invaders.

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Thursday, January 26th, 2012

82 year old man shoots burglar, gets cool points for using a Tokarev (which the press can’t spell). 64 year old woman holds suspect at gun point with .38 revolver, does that posing for the press thing we just talked about.

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Friday, January 13th, 2012

82 year old man kills burglar. Is this one of those “executions” the Goddards go on about? And let’s light a candle for the victim of gun violence.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

18 year old mother fends off two home invaders and defends her 3 month old with a shotgun. One invader dead. A few things: what’s the thinking in the news video there with her walking around, pointing it at the camera? Seems unnecessary. She was on the phone with 911 for 21 minutes. Think about […]

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Or something else?

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Friday, December 30th, 2011

14 year old shoots and kills intruder to save his sister.

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Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Burglary Thwarted by Armed 11-Year-Old with Pink Rifle. It’s an oldie but goodie.

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Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Home invader deterred by shots fired. Pity that said home invader didn’t get the opportunity to try to hold his insides in.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

911 tape of home invasion. This one had a happy ending in that the invader had his insides introduced to the outside. But I find it interesting that the 911 operator was asking the woman not to defend herself.

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Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

I use that meme a lot here. I didn’t know it there was a term for it: Markley’s Law.

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Monday, November 14th, 2011

Woman scares off sex offender with gun: Shirley Bennett, of Akron, says she never wanted a gun in her house when her children were growing up. Three years ago, however, she decided to get a concealed carry permit after someone attempted to break into her apartment.

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Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

And I don’t think those are the best shoes for the job.

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Monday, September 19th, 2011

88 year old man shoots attacker

Obviously, compensating . . .

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Nevermind.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

68 year-old woman fends off 4 robbers by shooting one. Judging from the pic, it was with a shotgun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Good: A woman used a gun to fight off two men who forced their way into her house after spray painting racial epithets outside early Thursday, officials said.

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Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Killer Cosmetics. Ted Noten Creates Feminine Firearms As Makeup Kits. Update: turns out, it’s art.