Though I like the first comment’s description better: an insurrectionist woman attacked a poor Occupy Your Home activist

Female store clerk opens fire on bad guy

89 year old woman thwarts burglary with a gun

Paraplegic kills intruder.

14 year old shoots armed intruder while watching his siblings. Fortunately, this happened in America and not Massachusetts so no one will be charged with violating safe storage laws.

And not the fact he’s not knife-proof: “(The bystander) was suspicious of what might be going on, and when he saw the stabbing, he just drew his pistol and challenged the individual,” which caused the alleged attacker to lie down on the ground, said Salt Lake City Police Lt. Brian Purvis. The anti gun folks […]

Tom is well hung.

Or something else. Having a handgun makes you look taller?

Four men raid a woman’s home. She introduces one man’s brains to the light of day. Sadly, three other men got away.

You go girl: A woman who had just finished doing overnight work in a Landrum business on Saturday was assaulted by two men, but ended up turning the tables on them when she pulled out a gun and shot at them. No confirmation she hit them, though.

92 year old man fends off three thieves. And a bonus story about a retired librarian holding burglars at gun err machete point.

70 year old man foils robbery, pistol-whips assailant.

One tough hombre: 90 year old man shoots burglar after being shot in the face, then proceeds to fight the injured intruder.

A lady with lots of cats and lots of guns fends off three home invaders.

82 year old man shoots burglar, gets cool points for using a Tokarev (which the press can’t spell). 64 year old woman holds suspect at gun point with .38 revolver, does that posing for the press thing we just talked about.

82 year old man kills burglar. Is this one of those “executions” the Goddards go on about? And let’s light a candle for the victim of gun violence.

18 year old mother fends off two home invaders and defends her 3 month old with a shotgun. One invader dead. A few things: what’s the thinking in the news video there with her walking around, pointing it at the camera? Seems unnecessary. She was on the phone with 911 for 21 minutes. Think about […]

Or something else?

14 year old shoots and kills intruder to save his sister.

Burglary Thwarted by Armed 11-Year-Old with Pink Rifle. It’s an oldie but goodie.

Home invader deterred by shots fired. Pity that said home invader didn’t get the opportunity to try to hold his insides in.

911 tape of home invasion. This one had a happy ending in that the invader had his insides introduced to the outside. But I find it interesting that the 911 operator was asking the woman not to defend herself.

I use that meme a lot here. I didn’t know it there was a term for it: Markley’s Law.

Woman scares off sex offender with gun: Shirley Bennett, of Akron, says she never wanted a gun in her house when her children were growing up. Three years ago, however, she decided to get a concealed carry permit after someone attempted to break into her apartment.

And I don’t think those are the best shoes for the job.

88 year old man shoots attacker

Nevermind.

68 year-old woman fends off 4 robbers by shooting one. Judging from the pic, it was with a shotgun.

Good: A woman used a gun to fight off two men who forced their way into her house after spray painting racial epithets outside early Thursday, officials said.

Killer Cosmetics. Ted Noten Creates Feminine Firearms As Makeup Kits. Update: turns out, it’s art.