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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Good: A woman used a gun to fight off two men who forced their way into her house after spray painting racial epithets outside early Thursday, officials said.

7 Responses to “Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis”

  1. mikee Says:

    I’d say forget the gun, she has a darn big swinging one, based on her actions.

  2. skidmark Says:

    [quote]Because the woman scared the suspects off so quickly, officials said, it was unclear what their ultimate intentions were.[/quote]

    I guess it would have been better if she had waited until they had made their ultimate intentions clear before firing? I swear that reportologists are gonna be the death of me – death by facepalm, that is.

    stay safe.

  3. Stuart the Viking Says:

    “Because the woman scared the suspects off so quickly, officials said, it was unclear what their ultimate intentions were.”

    Lemme guess, Spray painting anti-black stuff, then breaking into the house… Clearly they were planning on making her some lime jello. I’m not sure why she would shoot at them, everyone loves lime jello right?

    oh… OH! I GET IT!!!!

    s

  4. Bill Flynn Says:

    What was she charged with?

  5. Windy Wilson Says:

    Lessee, their ultimate intentions:
    Now, I’m channeling the same mind-reading abilities that member of the Congressional Black Caucus was when he spoke about the true intentions of Congressional Tea-party members.
    The intruders did not have this woman’s best interests at heart and intended her great bodily injury because of the color of her skin.

  6. Lyle Says:

    Great– more “gun violence”.

  7. Justthisguy Says:

    Oh, it’s in Kali. They give the race of the perps, but not the victim, so presumably the victim is black. Seeing that the perps are brown, this may actually have happened. I read that the brown folk are being right mean to the black in that state lately.