Don’t Panic
Today at 2, it’s only a test.
Look here, you waddling, sanctimonious cow: You don’t get a say in what I or anyone else drives. You’re exactly what’s wrong in the world today. So take your self-righteousness and shove it down your throat. It may stop the flow of Big Macs and XXL Diet Cokes to your ass. That would put less strain on your Prius and lower your carbon footprint.
Billy Beck: Why didn’t Mike McQueary just punch Jerry Sandusky’s lights out, on the spot?
I can’t quite put my finger on what it is but I think it’s the same thing that causes adult human beings to flee in terror and lock themselves in a car because they’re being chased by a turkey.
But you can’t take the Massachusetts out of the Republican: Scott Brown Comes Out Against NRA-Backed Legislation
Here’s an interesting design, with a name that’s sure to scare anti-gunners every where.
I can’t afford to get in a fight that I can walk away from. I know how it ends.
Yup.
This time in Cali. Behold. An adult human being bested by a turkey. Wrap your head a round an adult being chased into their car by a bird. Sad.
Because no one can make an air gun that fires 600 batteries a minute at 200 feet per second in their basement.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
Uncle Pays the Bills
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