Dildos going to the supreme court. Coverage from the past here.

Ahem, there’s no E in the plural of dildo.

We must keep people from diddling themselves! For the children. I think it’s a back door gun control scheme! After all, three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs are useful for cleaning sound suppressors.

Send a dildo to a dildo.

Yes, even though we established the proper spelling of dildos last time, I just like the legalese better. R. Neal at facing south says: Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed the rash of anti-sex toy legislation sweeping the South? No, it’s not just you. The legislation of things that tingle your naughty […]

Ok, title was too long because I wasn’t sure if the plural of dildo is spelled dildos or dildoes. Via Knoxviews, comes this bit by our favorite hack, egalia: Apparently, lawmakers in this impoverished red state can’t find enough serious problems to address, so they’ve turned their minds to sex, specifically sex toys. Yes, some […]

Domestic assault with a three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs

In an update to The War on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, seems Alabama won’t allow the sale of dildos and the supreme court did not take the case. Proof that politicians really have nothing better to do. Meanwhile, Aunt B. has said she’ll start […]

Via subguns (no direct link as theirs seem to have a short shelf life), comes a handy way to get get the lead out. Or rather, get the lead out of your sound suppressor. Step 1: Fill with Kroil. Step 2: Rubberband a vibrator to it Step 3: Turn on vibrator and run until battery […]

I’ve covered the plight of Sunshyne Video (link is not work safe) before. Sunshyne is a local adults only store and, according to local politicos, a den of debauchery and iniquity. They’ve had a heckuva time battling the local Adult Entertainment Board, which is a sham of a political body (see my posts here, here […]