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The War on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs

Ahem, there’s no E in the plural of dildo.

8 Responses to “The War on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs”

  1. Molon Labe Says:

    If it turns out that the government can ban dildos, where are they going to put people like Josh Sugarmann and Alexander T Riley?

  2. Kristopher Says:

    So … would a dildo modeled on a non-human ( say, Homo Neandethalis ) be legal?

  3. SayUncle Says:

    Kristopher, apparently so. I seem to recall that some devices are used to stimulate the genital organs of animals and those are necessary for certain types of farming.

  4. J T Bolt Says:

    E Pluribus Dildo? Oh… I misread. You typed something else.

  5. Rivrdog Says:

    Dildos? No, it’s “Dildoes”, and Dan Quayle told me so.

    Nyah, Nyah, Nyah.

  6. fire Says:

    Now why do they want to ban them? DAMN IT!! They are trying to take away all the things that I like. First guns…now this!!??

    DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Michael Hawkins Says:

    The texas ban was overturned today …

  8. Alex Says:

    Kristopher, it says “designed to STIMulate human genital organs,” not “designed to SIMulate human genital organs”!

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