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the ongoing war on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs

We must keep people from diddling themselves! For the children.

I think it’s a back door gun control scheme! After all, three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs are useful for cleaning sound suppressors.

4 Responses to “the ongoing war on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs”

  1. AgPilot60 Says:

    This reminds me of the sex police in Lubbock, TX arresting novelty store employees and the Chippendale dancers. That stopped when the district attorney dropped all charges and said he had better things to do than waste time prosecuting frivolous petty stuff.

  2. HardCorps Says:

    fo’ da chillens!

  3. Joe Says:

    OK, you made me spew Dr Pepper at “back door gun control”.

  4. Ride Fast Says:

    It’s back door gun control!

After several weeks of taking Viagra, I got used to it and took the drug only on the weekends. Noticing the changes, my girlfriend started to ask me why I'm so active on weekends. I had to honestly confess everything. She was not upset but supported me. So thanks to Viagra, I made sure that I'm loved just like the way I am.