Domestic assault with a three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs

An interesting video on the theme of if kids find it, they’ll play with it. From a gun control group.

In Alabama, there’s a gun shop next to a sex shop. I find it amusing that one has to state a reason to buy a dildo.

In an update to The War on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, seems Alabama won’t allow the sale of dildos and the supreme court did not take the case. Proof that politicians really have nothing better to do. Meanwhile, Aunt B. has said she’ll start […]

And they have dick jokes: How Have Sex Toys Become The Symbol Of The Anti-Campus-Carry Movement? When they try to secede and form The Democratic Peoples Republic of Californioregonistan, it will be dildos versus rifles. But that’s none of my business.

Dildos going to the supreme court. Coverage from the past here.

Ahem, there’s no E in the plural of dildo.

Send a dildo to a dildo.

I don’t know about that. I doubt I’d draw down on a couple of ninjas. I mean, they can like deflect bullets and disappear in a cloud of smoke and stuff. Update: So, is plural of ninja ninjas or ninjae? I mean, we settled the plural of dildo a bit back. Update: They’re like sheep: […]

Ya know, a felony conviction can end your right to vote or buy guns. But, you know, given that owning a three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs in Texas and carrying a slingshot in New Jersey are both felonies, I’m not so much a fan of […]

Yes, even though we established the proper spelling of dildos last time, I just like the legalese better. R. Neal at facing south says: Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed the rash of anti-sex toy legislation sweeping the South? No, it’s not just you. The legislation of things that tingle your naughty […]

Billll in the comments section here: When dildos are legislated into oblivion, only legislators will be called dildos.

Ok, title was too long because I wasn’t sure if the plural of dildo is spelled dildos or dildoes. Via Knoxviews, comes this bit by our favorite hack, egalia: Apparently, lawmakers in this impoverished red state can’t find enough serious problems to address, so they’ve turned their minds to sex, specifically sex toys. Yes, some […]

The Geek: As a secular jesuslander, I have to say that some of us really, really need to get over our fear of dildos. Heh!

One of the Volokh’s: Texas is one of only three states (Colorado and Kansas) are the others that actually has the word “dildo” occurring in its state statutes (Penal Code sec. 43.21, part of the definition of vibrator). <beavis voice>Hehe! They legislated dildo.</beavis voice>