Unpossible
Sunday, December 9th, 2012Probable felon out on probation, violates probation, has a gun kills four. In California. That’s a whole lot of unpossible right there.
Probable felon out on probation, violates probation, has a gun kills four. In California. That’s a whole lot of unpossible right there.
A shooting at a mall. It’s illegal to carry a gun in Illinois Indiana*. It’s illegal for a teenager to own a handgun. And there’s no such thing as a “a large caliber .762”. * Geography, I don’t know my way around yankeeland. Turns out, this was Indiana.
Guns aren’t allowed at TSU
Guns aren’t allowed in churches in Georgia
There can’t be a gun murder in Australia. They have gun control.
13 people shot in 30 minute period in Chicago. Multiple people shot near Empire State Building.
These instances could not have happened because assault weapons are banned in Chicago, Massachusetts, and New Jersey.
You can’t have a gun at church: Stone Mountain police looking for killer of two people at funeral service This could not have happened because in Georgia, it’s illegal to carry a gun in a church.
In Australia, there’s been a rash of shootings. The latest. Seems they’re related to gang rivalry so the .gov there wants to outlaw gangs involved in criminal activity. Uhm, I’m no expert on Aussie law but isn’t that already illegal? In Ireland, kids just find them lying around.
Student shot and killed in dorm room. But guns are banned there.
Mexico is awash in weapons but only has one gun store.
This shooting could not have happened. They have a policy against carrying guns.
Student robbed and shot in leg at TN State University. This could not have happened, they ban guns there.
A shooting at a Denny’s in Japan. Guns are banned there. And I would not have thought they’d have Denny’s.
Joyce Foundation Shill Josh Sugarmann reports on a “study” that his paid hacktivist group conducted and concludes: homicide, and particularly gun homicide, continues to be one of the most pressing public health concerns in California among youth and young adults ages 10 to 24 Well, that’s kind of weird. Since California gets the top spot […]
Guns are banned on campus
Someone walked right by a college’s no gun sign and robbed someone.
Shots fired in DC near White House, which cannot happen since it’s illegal to own a AK-47 assault rifle there.
Mass shooting in Brady Campaign ranked #1 California.
In Brady’s highest rated state.
It’s illegal to have a gun on school property.
You can’t make guns in NY. That’s illegal.
24 shot in 24 hours in NYC. And calls for the federal government to step up.
Guns are banned there.
There cannot be a gunman because the campus bans guns!
You can’t have a gun on a park in DC. Especially at age five.
In Brooklyn, 33 shot this weekend.
Submachine guns are banned where Great Britain Used To Be
Guns are banned in Nashville parks!
In NYC, a third grader charged with selling a handgun.
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