I cannot believe I sat through the whole damn thing Norton can act, right?

Got it from Netflix As a surprise for the kids They saw it at school

Denzel Washington Is once again a bad ass Saves the day again

We’re not watching it Americans hate soccer Because it’s boring

Snipes is half vampire Kicks full-blooded vampire ass Doesn’t pay taxes

Xerxes brings the pain Two hundred ninety nine die Greece: “GTFO”

Oh my god. Zombies!!!! We need to get some weapons. Crap. We’re in England.

Lived up to its name Nicolas Cage cannot act But doesn’t say much Update: One of my friends who I went with has his review too, only sans Haiku. I am nothing like Nicolas Cage.

An haiku in memoriam of my vasa deferentia: You will be severed Thanks for carrying my genes Now, to shave my dudes In case you couldn’t tell, it’s vasectomy day! We’ve decided we’re done having children. By the way, all the literature my doc gave me on the procedure has images. In all those images, […]

Why, just last week, Hillary was attacking Obama for not showing up to vote for gun control. This week, she’s attacking him for supporting handgun bans. I have to admit I’m unsure why her campaign devotes time attacking Obama. The guy cannot win. I like Sarcastro’s Obama Haiku. Update: Obama disavows the questionnaire. And, from […]

The latest is up at Jen’s. The Haiku edition.

Kevin linked to a really fascinating look at Haiku. Kevin doesn’t realize there is no such thing. I’m not a real artsy sort of guy but most poetry in general sucks. I wrote my own Haiku on the fact Haiku sucks: Why do people care Haikus are really stupid And easy to write I was […]