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The Airing of Grievances: Shit I thought of since the last episode of The Airing of Grievances

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

Pocket Queens: Screw them. I’m going all in pre-flop with them from now on. When the flop comes, they’re generally as useless as a cock-flavored lollipop. Dramatic movies with retards: Rain Man, I am Sam, those types. I’m done with them. Some of them star people who are actual retards in real life. As much […]

Voting Machines Are Awful

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

anybody else get the feeling that voting machines aren’t quite ready for actual use? The early voting in Florida is done on machines and the machines are revolting. Broward Supervisor of Elections spokeswoman Mary Cooney said it’s not uncommon for screens on heavily used machines to slip out of sync, making votes register incorrectly. Well, […]

Beer doesn’t make you hate Joos

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

I haven’t written about Mel Gibson’s little bout of anti-Semitism because, frankly, I don’t give a shit. I realized long ago there were weirdos and hateful sorts who just hated other people for random reasons. If we were all the same race/religion, someone would hate you because of your size. If we were all the […]

More conspiracies

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

I’ve mentioned before that I love conspiracy theories because they’re entertaining. Seriously, Hollywood should make some of them into movies. Well, via whoever is blogging at insty’s place, comes a whole slew of 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Huh?

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Now, this stuff seems a bit too black-helicpoterish to me and I know nothing about the source. But, I love me some conspiracy theories. Sadly, I cant’ say I find it entirely unbelievable. After all, the FBI once issued some propaganda that classified folks who ‘quote the Constitution’ as potential terrorists. There’s some video I’ve […]

Conspiracies

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

I have to confess that I really enjoy conspiracy theories. It’s not that I believe them but I find them entertaining. And I don’t mean the Who Shot JFK variety but the explanation of the world type. You know, the New World Order, Illuminati, Masons Rule The World, Black Helicopter, and laundry gnomes. Pick any […]

The Crazy Shifts

Wednesday, June 9th, 2004

A while back, I recall reading about these people that thought Bush was chosen by God to lead the world into, well, something – I don’t remember what. These people were some right wing fundamentalists who really thought Bush was chosen by God. Any way, the other side has it’s crazies too: According to freelance […]

Foily Hat Time

Friday, December 17th, 2004

A millionaire is convinced that 9/11 was an inside job. As such, he’s offering a $100K award to anyone who can prove him wrong: The millionaire activist is so convinced of a government cover-up he is offering a $100,000 reward to any engineering student who can prove the World Trade Center buildings crashed the way […]

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