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Now, this stuff seems a bit too black-helicpoterish to me and I know nothing about the source. But, I love me some conspiracy theories. Sadly, I cant’ say I find it entirely unbelievable. After all, the FBI once issued some propaganda that classified folks who ‘quote the Constitution’ as potential terrorists. There’s some video I’ve not been able to watch. Probably crazy talk but interesting.

Update: Moved my comments to the top of the quote instead of after so that a casual reader won’t think I buy this black helicopter stuff.

Update 2: Looks like black helicopter stuff to me.

Prison Planet:

A Pastor has come forward to blow the whistle on a nationwide FEMA program which is training Pastors and other religious representatives to become secret police enforcers who teach their congregations to “obey the government” in preparation for a declaration of martial law, property and firearm seizures, and forced relocation.

In March of this year the Pastor, who we shall refer to as Pastor Revere, was invited to attend a meeting of his local FEMA chapter which circulated around preparedness for a potential bio-terrorist attack, any natural disaster or a nationally declared emergency.

The FEMA directors told the Pastors that attended that it was their job to help implement FEMA and Homeland Security directives in anticipation of any of these eventualities. The first directive was for Pastors to preach to their congregations Romans 13, the often taken out of context bible passage that was used by Hitler to hoodwink Christians into supporting him, in order to teach them to “obey the government” when martial law is declared.


8 Responses to “Huh?”

  1. Rustmeister Says:

    That’s some site! They probably think their own shadows are spying on them.

  2. SayUncle Says:

    Yeah, I have an infatuation with conspiracy theories. Not because I believe them but because they are entertaining. I’ve said before that:

    I have to confess that I really enjoy conspiracy theories. It’s not that I believe them but I find them entertaining. And I don’t mean the Who Shot JFK variety but the explanation of the world type. You know, the New World Order, Illuminati, Masons Rule The World, Black Helicopter, and laundry gnomes. Pick any conspiracy theory like those and read about them. You won’t be disappointed. It is amazing the level of detail that true believers will get into. Seriously, they go into great detail to explain things and, sometimes, they almost make sense More importantly, they’re darn entertaining. I think there’s a market for taking any of them and making a movie or TV mini-series about them. The latest, which I’d read a while back at Knoxblab, is about a time traveler from the future who details the collapse of our society and civil war.

  3. Standard Mischief Says:

    Black (or very dark green) helicopters are so very 1994.

    You mean “Predator-Drone-ish”

  4. Tam Says:

    Alex is just a plant by the lizardoid aliens to fool us about the Illuminati.

    Er, did I just say that out loud?

  5. Justin Buist Says:

    His radio show is pretty good listening, actually. The callers give me the heebie-jeebies sometimes, but Alex himself doesn’t seem nuts.

    A bit out there, to be sure, but not nuts.

  6. Phelps Says:

    David Icke is the best. Lizards from space posing as humans rule the world.

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