On this mandatory volunteerism, over my dead body.

In response to this, AC says: Average white folks are not extreme. They are not as informed. They do not share your anger. They have not become radicalized and chances are you don’t want them to be. Ayup. AC also touches on one other point which is that we don’t want a bunch of radical […]

Checking in, I see this by R. Neal talking about a post here: They’re analyzing a Fox News video of a lawyer getting shot down outside a court house, and debating the finer points of “aimed fire” v. “point shooting” v. “stopping power,” with the added observation that “On a humorous note, watching a lawyer […]

Or You see what kind of shit we gun nuts have to put up with? Remember those birds I mentioned yesterday? They that kept flying into the window? Yeah, those birds. It never once occurred to me to walk outside and say ‘Hey birds, knock it off. That’s your reflection and you’re just hurting yourself.” […]

I think you’re reading too much in to this white people business. One of my more often referenced bits is Don’t Scare White People. 45Superman takes issue with the phrase and advocates scaring white people. First of all, in my original bit I described exactly who I meant by white people and that pretty much […]

In an update to this post, I see commenters have set about correcting the mistakes. And the host there responds with: Geeeez, you people remind me of those nerds that write letters to the editor of Superman Comics pointing out little unimportant errors–“On page 3 of edition #789 in panel number two, Clark Kent’s suit […]

It’s like pornography, I can’t define it but I’ll know it when I see it. In which I remind casual readers that, yes, I really am a gun nut. Even though I don’t like scaring white people. Breaking point seems to be the topic of debate on the gun blogs lately. Essentially, at what point […]

So, a while back some of you asked for Triangle Of Death shirts. I had a guy I know design some. He says you haven’t bought any. If you’re gonna ask, you should at least buy one. I mean, you’re not afraid of scaring white people are you? So, get thee hence: Full disclosure: I […]

Names changed to protect the, well, fine people In the early 1990s, I knew this girl who we’ll call Allison. Two things about Allison were that she was 1) smoking hot and 2) queer as a football bat. Seriously, we’d go to the mall and ogle chicks together. She was very nice, smart, fun to […]

You’re scaring the white people.

People say to me Hey, Uncle how do we win this gun battle? And by gun battle, they don’t mean a gun fight they mean winning the political war over gun control. There are two ways, generally, and they depend on who you’re dealing with. For those on the fence or who generally haven’t thought […]

Couple things regarding this piece I linked yesterday: 1 – Mike: they would attack someone, and then when their victim defended himself they would cast them in the role of the aggressor and claim to be in the right. Ayup. 2 – Second, a lot of the comments there scare white people. The folks scaring […]

Apparently, August is the month for Ahab to eat crow – and so I shall continue. In this post, I managed to create the mistaken impression that find people being shot to be humerous. I don’t. Initially, I thought that the guy had missed the lawyer, until I watched it through the 2nd time and […]

With the pregnancy, the Mrs. is spending more time watching television. Unfortunately, she’s spending a lot of time watching Lifetime and the movies that are made by Lifetime. The basic premise of these made for Lifetime movies is pretty simple. Get some former TV starlet (like Markie Post), cast her as some ultra-successful type. Add […]