That’s weapons grade pearl clutchery.
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I’ll give them that that one is … honestly, really a weapon, at least.
Not a screwdriver, or even a kitchen knife.
https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG
Because Zombies.