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The Brady Campaign is running a survey. Feel free to take it.

15 Responses to “Poll cat”

  1. Dave Says:

    Well, THAT was fun.

    My final comment was that I support their 1st Amendment rights even though they do not support my 2nd Amendment rights.

  2. Ryan Says:

    I will send in a picture if I win the t-shirt. I loved the question when they asked how I’d like to be involved with the VPC. I don’t think “being an active spectator on the day they close the VPC” is what they are looking for.

  3. Tim Says:

    Thank you. That was deeply cathartic.

  4. Critter Says:

    I told them that I was “no one of consequence”.

  5. Fred Says:

    Q – Which best describes your connection to Brady?
    A – Anti Brady Campaign, Pro Firearms Activist

    Q – Have you been directly affected by gun violence?
    A – I carry a firearm every day to prevent it

    Q – In what ways would you like to be involved in preventing gun violence?
    A – Training and arming those less able and weaker so that they can defend themselves

    That was fun. I should find a local meeting and crash it.

  6. KevinM Says:

    False flag/black ops anarchist volunteer here

  7. SPM Says:

    This may be a bit long but I thought it was funny.

    1. Which best describes your connection to Brady? Please check all that apply.
    Other (please specify)
    popping popcorn

    2. Have you been directly affected by gun violence?
    Yes every time I hear you talk about guns I feel violated.

    3. How long have you been supporting the issue of gun violence prevention ?

    I have been involved in the issue firearm ignorance all of My adult life

    4. Compared to other issues, how important is gun violence prevention to you today?
    Far Less Important Equally Important Far More Important
    What?
    Clear
    i We adjusted the number you entered based on the slider’s scale.

    5. Please rank in order of importance issues that you support. Gun Violence Prevention
    N/A
    Women’s Issues
    N/A
    LGBTQ+ Issues
    N/A
    Foreign Relations Issues
    N/A
    Environmental Issues
    N/A
    Human Rights Issues
    N/A
    Other
    N/A

    6. Please rank your interest in Brady’s top three campaigns.
    Fighting the gun lobby’s myth that a gun in the home makes us safer (ASK and Talk About Guns Public Education).
    Reforming or shutting down the 5% of gun dealers that sell 90% of crime guns (Stop Bad Apple Gun Dealers).
    Expanding Brady background checks to all gun dealers (Finish the Job).
    No #0

    7. In what ways would you like to be involved in preventing gun violence? Please check all that apply.

    Other (please specify)
    I would like to see the new issue of women and guns

    8. Please provide us with any additional feedback you wish to share.
    I think you are charlatans

    9. Please share your name and email and we’ll enter you in a drawing for a Brady #Enough T-Shirt!
    No thank you.

    10. Please provide an email address so we can better serve your interests.
    http://WWW.NothankU@nope.com

  8. ravenshrike Says:

    I neither confirm nor deny that a parody entry under the appellation of Kersh Guntzman was submitted.

  9. Shrimp Says:

    Thanks. That was fun.

    I told them I didn’t want the shirt, I had enough cleaning patches.

  10. John Says:

    Q: “Have you been directly affected by gun violence?”

    A: “I am affected by gun violence daily. Federal and State governments’ inability to address criminal recidivism and gang violence, and society’s reluctance to hold those mostly responsible for violent crime and homicide leads to constant attempted infringements on MY 2nd Amendment rights and ability to defend myself and family from criminals.”

    Bwahahahahaha…..

  11. mikee Says:

    The design of such surveys is always interesting. One is allowed ONLY to support Brady on their survey, except in the narrow ways described by commenters above.

    Would it not be as useful to them, or even more useful to achieving their goals, to allow honest feedback about their problems as a political activism group? Learning from their opponents would make them more able to overcome us. But maybe I shouldn’t say that sort of thing anywhere but here, where they will never read it.

    And I, for one, want that shirt!

  12. rickn8or Says:

    mikee, it seems that “poll”‘s main purpose is to troll for e-mail addys of The Faithful. The Bradys don’t want debate, they want $$.

  13. Kevin Baker Says:

    Thanks! That WAS fun!

  14. Andrew Says:

    How have you been affected by gun violence

    My father fought against the godless commies in Korea, and supported combat operations against the godless commies in Vietnam. One of my great-grandparents fought against the godless hordes of the Boxer Rebellion. One of my great-great grandfathers fought to preserve the Union, and another great-great fought in the War of Northern Aggression. And I have had guns pointed at me by young black gang members in my city.

    And then a long, long, long diatribe about the best way to affect the high level of gun violence was to properly address the crimes committed by black males against everyone, then crimes committed by Hispanic gang members, and actually apply all the applicable levels of laws against the criminals and stop plea bargaining.

    I think I was on a roll. It was like being handed a blue-book for a college final and being told to fill it up.

    Whoooo-hooooooo

    I don’t think they will like me anymore.

  15. Huck Says:

    I wont degrade myself by even accessing their bullshit site.

    ‘Sides, they’ll probably claim all hits on their site as “supporters” not mentioning (of course) whether those people who were “surveyed” were pro or against.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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