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Honestly, how hard is it to make a poopy and not forget your gun?

The BBC:

Armed police officers in Washington DC are being trained in how to use public toilets without leaving guns behind.

This needs a catchy phrase. Something like: After you’ve shat, secure your gat.

12 Responses to “Honestly, how hard is it to make a poopy and not forget your gun?”

  1. Bruce MacMahon Says:

    I managed to take a shit at Home Depot this past weekend without touching the Glock 17 on my hip. Not sure how some find that terribly difficult.

  2. Bruce MacMahon Says:

    Turns out those were only the display toilets up on that high shelf though.

  3. Tam Says:

    Don’t take the gun out of the holster. Problem solved; problem staying solved.

    Also… Stop Touching It! 😀

  4. mikee Says:

    Tam’s Admonitions:

    Stop Touching It!
    Don’t Take the Gun Out of the Holster.

    became my Rules 5 & 6 when I started to carry, and have served me well when using both a Glock 19 and a Glock 42.

    I second her emotions.

  5. J T Bolt Says:

    “Goin # 1? Reholster your gun!”

    “Careless post-wipe? Your pistol, some brat, will swipe.”

  6. Gerry Says:

    When you leave the pooper, remember your shooter!

  7. that guy Says:

    After you zip up your peter, dont forget your heater.

  8. Critter Says:

    After you take a shit, grad your git.


    Take a crap, grab your gat.


  9. Canisursus Says:

    Remember your duty when done with your doody!

  10. Ed Says:

    As they tell Boy Scouts, “Leave No Trace”.
    Leave the place cleaner than the way you found it, including any handgun residue.
    If you take the time to survey the toilet stall before you leave it, then you may notice that there is a handgun there that was not there when you entered.

  11. Disavowed With Honor Says:

    “Don’t be a dupe, just leave your poop”

  12. blee Says:

    Officer Doupheus to partner after potty break, “Gee I feel two pounds lighter after that power dump”.

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