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9 Responses to “I laughed and laughed”

  1. Siergen Says:

    I gotta admit, the punchline was funnier than I expected.

  2. nk Says:

    That joke has whiskers. Here’s the normal version:

    A man walks into a dentist’s office and says, “Doctor, can you help me? I have this delusion that I’m a moth”. The dentist says, “You need a psychiatrist, this is a dentist’s office”. The man says, “I know”. The dentist asks, “Then why did you come here?” And the man says, “Your light was on”.

  3. HL Says:

    Laughed ’til I cried.

  4. Daniel in Brookline Says:

    Yeah, yeah…

    A woman goes into a psychiatrist’s office and complains that her husband thinks he’s a refrigerator. The doctor says, “Well, that must interfere with his work.” No, she says, he does his work fine; he’s a good provider for the family. Well, asks the doctor, does it interfere in some other way? No, not really, she responds. In that case, says the doctor, what’s the problem? Let your husband go on thinking he’s a refrigerator, if it doesn’t hurt anybody and it makes him happy!

    “Well, there is this one small problem”, she says. “You see, my husband snores, and every time he opens his mouth to snore, the little light wakes me up.”

  5. nk Says:

    A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, I wonder if you can help us. My son thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “How long has this been going on?” The lady says, “Oh, about a year”. The doctor says, “A year? Why didn’t you try to get help for him sooner?” And the lady says, “To tell you the truth, doctor, we needed the eggs.”

  6. JTC Says:

    Hey you comedians…it’s not a joke, it’s a performance, see?

    Oh never mind, if you gotta ‘splain it ain’t funny.

  7. Bram Says:

    My favorite Norm clip.

  8. mikee Says:

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interrup- MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    .

    I was ruined for real jokes when my kids were small.

  9. Jerry Says:

    Weird fact, my ex-wife used to love the smell of moth balls. She would make me hold their little knees apart.