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Heard around the house

My dad came by to grab some homemade kimchi and Junior was doing her homework:

Poppa: What kind of homework are you doing?
Junior: I need to do a limerick.
Poppa: Want some help?
Junior: Sure
Me: It better not involve a man from Nantucket.

13 Responses to “Heard around the house”

  1. Old NFO Says:

    Aw… why not? šŸ˜€

  2. SPQR Says:

    There once was a pirate named Bates

  3. kg2v Says:

    There Once was a woman from Clyde
    Who ate some green apples and died
    The apples fermented
    inside the lamented
    and turned to cider inside her insides

  4. nk Says:

    There was an old man of Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket;
    But his daughter, named Nan
    Ran away with a man —
    And as far as the bucket, Nantucket.

  5. comatus Says:

    nk cites the original, first limerick ever written. Also, I believe it to be the only non-dirty mention of Nantucket ever penned. You can win bar bets with that.

  6. Simon J Says:

    There once was a lady who triplets begat,
    Nat, Pat, and Tat;
    Twas fun in the breeding,
    But trouble for feeding,
    Because she didn’t have a tit for Tat.

  7. Sigivald Says:

    “There once was a man from Nantucket.
    He came from the northeast.
    I hate writing limericks.”

  8. nk Says:

    There was once a thief from Nantucket
    Who presented his girl with a locket
    She said, “Thank you, I love it
    But how could you ever afford it?”
    He said, “Oh, I just picked some guy’s pocket.”

  9. treefroggy Says:

    I thought that was a girl from Nantucket ???

    Anyway ; There once was a girl named Hillary .
    Google the rest .

  10. Garibaldi Says:

    For nk –
    “Nan and the man ran away to Pawtucket
    Where they kept the cash in the bucket.
    Then Nan’s paw found the man,
    And said ‘You are welcome to Nan.’
    But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.”

  11. nk Says:

    Two thumbs up, Garibaldi.

  12. HSR47 Says:

    Gariblaid: I’d always heard that verse as:

    “He followed the pair to Pawtucket
    The man and the girl with the bucket
    He said to the man
    You are free to have nan
    But as for the bucket, Pawtucket”

  13. Maxwell Says:

    There once was an incomplete Limerick

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