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17 Responses to “I have an idea! Let’s take something we don’t like and put the word “assault” in front of it”
“Assault Taxes, Assault Liver, Assault Politicians, Assault News Outlets, Assault Hollywood Anti-Gun Action Stars,” keep it comin’ I got a Million of them!
And don’t forget to tip your Waitresses and Bartenders!
I, for one, am sick and bloody tired of all the “Assault [on my rights] Congressmen”. Ban the lot of them. Confiscate them, shred them, and the melt the damn things down.
The other day at The Salt Mines I discovered that the stockpiles of a form we use were bad (old version) so I printed out one copy of the new form, and to the admin area to make copies, announcing that I was going to use the Assault Photocopier and Assault Shredder.
Assault Unmanned Aerial Vehicle.
Got it in one. Well played.
“Assault Taxes, Assault Liver, Assault Politicians, Assault News Outlets, Assault Hollywood Anti-Gun Action Stars,” keep it comin’ I got a Million of them!
And don’t forget to tip your Waitresses and Bartenders!
Hey, I was gonna say “Assault Liver”!
My dog is familiar with the Assault Magazine.
It gets better — the DPRKalifornia is now trying to ban “Assault Bullets.”
As opposed to the ones that just give hickeys, apparently.
http://www.reddit.com/r/progun/comments/182thy/you_thought_ny_went_full_retard_ca_is_trying_to/
I, for one, am sick and bloody tired of all the “Assault [on my rights] Congressmen”. Ban the lot of them. Confiscate them, shred them, and the melt the damn things down.
Assault Language – another name for propaganda.
Assault politician
Assault language could be called the product of word molesters or, more simply, molesters.
Assault rights politicians…ban’em!!
Assault shoulder things that go up. They’re the most dangerous kind.
Ann Barnhardt came up with this idea and now only posts pictures of Saints carrying the “assault weapon” of their day, the sword.
How about we call the Associated Press the Assault Press
Assault lick, assault shaker…
The other day at The Salt Mines I discovered that the stockpiles of a form we use were bad (old version) so I printed out one copy of the new form, and to the admin area to make copies, announcing that I was going to use the Assault Photocopier and Assault Shredder.
Remember, tactical flashlights need assault batteries.