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I have an idea! Let’s take something we don’t like and put the word “assault” in front of it

“Assault magazines”

17 Responses to “I have an idea! Let’s take something we don’t like and put the word “assault” in front of it”

  1. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    Assault Unmanned Aerial Vehicle.

  2. comatus Says:

    Got it in one. Well played.

  3. Bubblehead Les Says:

    “Assault Taxes, Assault Liver, Assault Politicians, Assault News Outlets, Assault Hollywood Anti-Gun Action Stars,” keep it comin’ I got a Million of them!

    And don’t forget to tip your Waitresses and Bartenders!

  4. Rustmeister Says:

    Hey, I was gonna say “Assault Liver”!

  5. ATLien Says:

    My dog is familiar with the Assault Magazine.

  6. Erin Palette Says:

    It gets better — the DPRKalifornia is now trying to ban “Assault Bullets.”

    As opposed to the ones that just give hickeys, apparently.

  7. anon Says:

    I, for one, am sick and bloody tired of all the “Assault [on my rights] Congressmen”. Ban the lot of them. Confiscate them, shred them, and the melt the damn things down.

  8. Randy Says:

    Assault Language – another name for propaganda.

  9. Dadof3 Says:

    Assault politician

  10. homebru Says:

    Assault language could be called the product of word molesters or, more simply, molesters.

  11. Ron W Says:

    Assault rights politicians…ban’em!!

  12. 45er Says:

    Assault shoulder things that go up. They’re the most dangerous kind.

  13. rjp Says:

    Ann Barnhardt came up with this idea and now only posts pictures of Saints carrying the “assault weapon” of their day, the sword.

  14. Skeeter Says:

    How about we call the Associated Press the Assault Press

  15. AuricTech Says:

    Assault lick, assault shaker…

  16. Drang Says:

    The other day at The Salt Mines I discovered that the stockpiles of a form we use were bad (old version) so I printed out one copy of the new form, and to the admin area to make copies, announcing that I was going to use the Assault Photocopier and Assault Shredder.

  17. dustydog Says:

    Remember, tactical flashlights need assault batteries.

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