No, they don’t. You’re just doing it wrong
Tinfoil hats amplify mind-control beams. Not if done correctly. Two layers, shiny side out.
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October 3rd, 2012 at 8:03 pm
The secret is building them from aluminum.
October 3rd, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Doesn’t matter how you build it, if it just covers the top, they’ll get to your brain through your face. And they can recognize that.
October 3rd, 2012 at 8:32 pm
Most importantly, stay abreast of new developments. I’ll bet Reynold’s new non-stick foil is the Cadillac of tin foil hat material.
October 3rd, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Material or design means nothing if it’s not solidly tied to an electrical ground.
October 3rd, 2012 at 10:08 pm
No one here can afford foil made of real tin. Go ahead, price it online. Changed my mind about several, er, applications.
October 3rd, 2012 at 11:49 pm
rickn8or hits the nail on the head for a homerun, grasping the birds from out the bushes, to pile metaphors!
Grounding is what makes the foil hat a Faraday cage and not a radio receiver.
I have photos and fond memories from my year as a postdoc, of two undergrad researchers at Georgia Tech, heads wrapped quite correctly in Reynolds finest heavy duty foil, shiny side out, grounded thoroughly, trying to debug the delicate electronics of a very sensitive x-ray spectrometer.
The foil headgear had been added to their equipment just for a lark, but when our research adviser came in, nodded approvingly without saying a word and then left, they became even more dedicated to their task.
Excelsior and Away!
October 4th, 2012 at 9:01 am
Tin foil hats.
That’s the problem. Those in control have convinced us that ALUMINUM foil hats work. They are built from the wrong material. It must be built of TIN. And folded…just…so..
October 4th, 2012 at 9:39 am
That’s why you hang the paperclip chain off of your belt-grounding
October 4th, 2012 at 10:57 am
This is silly. Everybody knows the foil (tin or aluminum) has to go on the windows to your room.
October 4th, 2012 at 11:46 am
No, no, no! you can’t use solid aluminum foil for thos government frequencies! You have to have aluminum window screen. It’s the grid that breaks up the government’s waves.
October 4th, 2012 at 11:48 am
Bullcrap on the grounding. I’ve used a foil covered 5 sided cube for radio direction finding for years. 5 of six sides covered and you put your handy-talky or radio scanner inside.
Shiny-side out doesn’t matter either. Heck you could use a potato chip mylar bag or a space blanket too.
The thing is that while a tinfoil hat may protect against the orbital mind control satellites, if they can beam the stuff to you from the underside, your beanie is now a parabolic reflector.
You can’t just lay foil on the ground either, because now the satellites can bounce their signal off the ground and come at you from below.
Either walk around on top of several feet of water (adsorbs almost all radio energy) or go full moon suit.
October 4th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
The signals bounced of the ground can be scrambled by the tin foil wrapped around the toes.
October 4th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I see the grounding vs no grounding debate needs to be stirred up here. So looky, looky don’t go kooky:
http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=185811
October 4th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
The secret is to fold it so you get flat facets like an F-117, that way the mind control rays are bounced off to the sides. Not only can’t they control you, but they can’t find you from the reflection either.
October 4th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Can I give it a tall conical shape? Living here in the deep south, I want to blend in, ya know.
October 6th, 2012 at 8:31 pm
I KNEW the foil on my toes was a good thing. And then I saw that T shirt ad, and forgot what I was doing…….