At the dentist
You know, I have a hard time getting a couple of fingers and floss to the back of my mouth for proper oral hygiene. I’m wondering exactly how the hygienist can get two fists, a couple of tools, the suction thing, and the little water squirting thing in there. And work.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:26 am
You clearly don’t watch enough imported porn. It’s some kind of foreign trick.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
She gets paid to make your mouth into a 3 ring circus. Incentives have results!
December 5th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Sounds like a bad joke about the Phillipines – 4.5 people per square meter.
December 5th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
My dental hygenist has to use a rubber wedge to keep my jaw open, after her work my whole face hurts for a week.
December 5th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
They do it the same way Santa squeezes down a chimney!
December 5th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
She’s probably wondering how you can blog with all that going on.
December 5th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
This begs the question: “How does a Gynecologist do all that they do in there?”
December 5th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Because they don’t feel your pain.
December 5th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I know what you mean.
Last time, my hygenist said,”Dang, you got a full bar AND a cigarette counter in there!”
December 6th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Get yourself a Butler Flossmate and you’ll never have problems with flossing again. I’ve used them for years.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:03 am
I second Robert on the Flossmate. I have used them for awhile now and I no longer get the flossing speech every six months.