Apparently, I’m a genius or a thumbsucker living in his mom’s basement judging from email. YMMV. Regardless, that was the first time I’ve had fun writing a post in a while what with all the doom and gloom and calling people out and stuff I usually do. I should do that more.
Oh and the comments are great. Thanks!
Dude, I was so worried you were going to do something stupid and apologize for, ya know, offending someone or other.
This is my glad face!
The last post? Ho-hum…
But the post before that? I.e., ‘Speaking of Bags…‘ NOW that was a post, or least the link therein was. Yeah I order one of the mentioned…
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I very nearly said, “who are you and what did you do with the real uncle?”
What’s the deal with actually writing out an original rant and posting it? I though you had long since gone over to the Glenn side?
Hey! Geniuses can be thumbsuckers too!
I just had to change my pants from laughing so hard. Love it, keep up the good fight.
Just proves you can write well.
You didn’t explain the Robot Joe Bidens,though. When is the Robot Joe Biden Apocalypse going to occur?
^^This.
I agree with Linoge. Please post photos of both your thumb and the room that you blog from, so we can analyze this question in more detail…
hey1 *I* want a robot Joe Biden!
Are the Robot Joe Bidens from the Future? Liken them to either the robots in Westworld, Terminator, or Halloween III: Season of the Witch so I can put it into perspective. I’m hoping for Westworld Bidens, but I’m betting on Halloween III Bidens. It’s gonna be a SIlver Shamrock kind of election.
I vote for the Terminator Bidens. At least, you can squash them.
I will say that the concept of robot Bidens got me to suck my thumb.
Horror.
oh, the robot Bidens would be sooo cool! the random access memory would be *really* random and the memory not so precise either. it would be like a Simon toy that was actually funny.
Your basement is quite lovely. I can’t imagine why you would want to blog from you mother’s.