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Armed Garden Gnomes

These are awesome.

8 Responses to “Armed Garden Gnomes”

  1. Chas Says:

    Markie Marxist sez: “That’s outrageous! How is the public supposed to take our gun ban efforts seriously, when people have cute, little gnomes armed with fully automatic weapons on their front lawns?! That’s subversive! We have to ban them somehow. Maybe my commie compadres at the Batty, uh, Brady Campaign could be persuaded to add gnomes to their proposed AWB legislation. We could slip in some language that makes the gnomes one of the enumerated “deadly features’. I mean, if the Tea Party can be equated to terrorism, then being subversive can be equated to being deadly, can’t it? It would be just common communist sense to do that. Ask Joe Biden, he’ll tell you! He’s a firm believer in conveniently conflating things. He’s a real big conflator!”

  2. Rob Says:

    Haha, I’m in the middle of Monster Hunter Vendetta so this is particularly funny.

  3. Fred Says:

    Was just about to ask if anybody’s let Larry know about this… might help with his yard moose problem.

  4. MJM Says:

    I have one of these little guys, but he guards the walkway unarmed like a shopkeeper in London. Like a Wisconsin state fair attendee, NO MORE! I am ordering my black rifle gnome now. Hilarious!

  5. Firehand Says:

    And you can have them taking out the zombie gnomes!
    http://laughingsquid.com/zombie-garden-gnome/

  6. 45er Says:

    Yeah, those are Larry specials. I love them.

  7. Alaskan Says:

    RE: the AK-47 garden gnome,you know if you paint their hats white and their beards brown..you’ve got a great little Afghani Freedom Fighter.

  8. julie Says:

    AWESOME doesn’t begin to describe these gnomes. My girls want one each. Miss 9 also wants a mini garden gnome bunny for the gnomes to hunt.

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