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Heard around the house

Me: Your son is writing his name on the steamed up shower door.

Wife: Aw, how cute

Me: With his wiener.

25 Responses to “Heard around the house”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    Why didn’t I think of that?

    Little dude is going to go far!

  2. Rustmiester Says:

    Ten years from now, show this to his girlfriend.

  3. Jay G. Says:

    Teach… the children well…

  4. A Horse Thief Says:

    Just sent a link to this post to my wife with the heading, “See, It’s Not Just Us.”

  5. hiroshi_tea Says:

    I never grew up in a home with a glass shower door. Perhaps this is the missing link in my life

  6. JKB Says:

    Just wait until the first snow.

  7. Tennessee Budd Says:


  8. Sebastian Says:


    The great thing about Al Gore’s internets is that the Unclings will be able to read this stuff decades from now and be horrified that their dad was posting it 🙂

  9. Jennifer Says:


  10. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    Better than wiping his ass with my towel, I must say.

  11. DAD Says:

    Me: Your son is writing his name on the steamed up shower door.

    Wife: Aw, how cute

    Me: With his wiener.

    DAD: From the living room, (that’s my grandson)

  12. guy Says:

    At that age there’s not a whole lot else to do with it.

  13. Stuart the Viking Says:

    Was he singing at the same time? Because that would enhance the funny by 2.34 times!


  14. Justthisguy Says:

    Only if he were Oscar Mayer, Stu.

  15. chris Says:

    I like him already.

    No need to worry about how he will turn out.

  16. Rabbit Says:

    He’ll be writing his girlfriend’s name in the snow outside her window in a few short years. With urine.

    You’d better hope it’s in his handwriting, not hers, and that her father can tell the difference.

  17. Dan Says:

    First time I read that, I thought you owned a hot dog. In fact, I stroking my fat wiener right now.

  18. BobG Says:

    Did he learn that from his dad?

  19. B Smith Says:

    Heh. Whenever one parent starts a conversation with, “YOUR son/daughter…” you know it’s gonna be trouble.

  20. comatus Says:

    First things first: spelled right? Because those proofreader’s marks can be a bitch.

  21. Robert Says:

    I really did LOL when I read this one.

  22. Joel Says:

    I just want to know if he was able to do it in cursive. Because that would be impressive.

  23. treefroggy Says:

    I assume it was in short-hand ?

  24. EBL Says:

    The pen is mightier than the sword.

    Or something like that.

  25. kaveman Says:

    I just did that myself yesterday.

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