Never use bacon in anger
Mosque defaced with bacon. One, that’s a dickheaded thing to do. Two, it’s a waste of bacon.
Via the Duck.
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October 15th, 2010 at 9:49 am
I think it’s rather funny the way some people think pork is to Muslims the way holy water is to vampires.
Muslims don’t freak out or explode when faced with pork products. They just don’t eat the stuff.
October 15th, 2010 at 10:12 am
You’re not even allowed to bring it into some Muslim countries. So some of them obviously freak out about it a little.
October 15th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Calling the FBI……over bacon. Wow.
October 15th, 2010 at 10:42 am
YEah and I’ve heard stories of wild hogs decimating farms in Iraq because they won’t even kill and haul them off.
October 15th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
They ban it because they are Muslim countries and nobody is supposed to be eating it there.
They’re just not supposed to touch them or eat them, they don’t run screaming for the hills and recoil in horror when they see a pig or smell bacon or anything dramatic haha
It’d be cool if they did, though.
October 16th, 2010 at 6:39 am
@Guav “It’d be cool if they did, though.”
Made my morning, thanks.
October 16th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
No, they don’t go running for the hills, and they have ceremonies to religiously cleanse themselves if they touch a pork product. But I am reminded of a story about General Pershing in the Philippines in the early 1900s. I don’t know if this is legend, or true, but this is the story: Muslim insurgents were harassing the Army stationed there, and killing soldiers. Pershing rounded up some of them, and prepared to execute them by firing squad. Before he did this, he had his men dip their bullets in the blood and fat of a butchered pig in front of the men to be executed. When the shooting was done, all but one of the insurgents were dead. They turned the one loose, and he reported what happened. Pershing’s men were left alone after this. It seems that the Muslims believe that if they die unclean, they don’t get their 72 virgins. They get their devil, Ibliss. Seems like a good way to terrorize the terrorists!
October 16th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
His superpower is blindly stating the obvious.
October 18th, 2010 at 6:15 am
“I think it’s rather funny the way some people think pork is to Muslims the way holy water is to vampires.
Muslims don’t freak out or explode when faced with pork products. They just don’t eat the stuff.”
I laughed pretty hard at this. How awesome would it be if someone made a movie out of a three-way-war between vampires, werewolves, and muslims where they all fought with silver bullets, bacon, and wooden stakes?
October 18th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
what a warped sense of priorities …
the proper order should be:
1) what a waste of bacon
2) what a horrible waste of bacon
3) what a terrible waste of bacon
4) a dickhead thing to do
1) what a waste of bacon