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Major News: Breaking News

Once again, a new Taco Bell is opening in The City (My The City).

For the record, I don’t like Taco Bell. Just think it’s funny that that is the top story at the local newspaper.

6 Responses to “Major News: Breaking News”

  1. mikee Says:

    It isn’t just the store opening that is important. Think of the “downstream” economic impact of another Taco Bell – increased toilet paper sales, more emergency room visits for GI distress, fewer stray cats to be found in the neighborhood. Look on the bright side!

  2. Weer'd Beard Says:

    Mikee, I LOL’d

  3. George Says:

    Taco Bell is okay, for fast food. But it’s NOT Mexican food! There are enough real Mexican food restaurants. Just like Olive Garden is not Italian.
    Both good of kind, but, not real.

  4. Tom Says:

    What I thought funny was the opening night of a Taco Bell in one of the towns in my district was by invitation only — and a city council member offered me an invitation. He was disappointed I declined.

    Another good one was a White Castle opening — there was an hour and a half long traffic jam in that town of 12,000 during supper time.

  5. Les Jones Says:

    Heh. Unc, when I was a kid it was front page news in the Daily Times when a kid made eagle scout. If you think Maryville is a sleepy burg now … 🙂

  6. Stormy Dragon Says:

    “I don’t even go to Taco Bell anymore because it sounds to close…”