Ever heard of little band called Greenday? Every song they ever did was about masturbation, because they’re a bunch of hippie dick skinners. It was their claim to lame.
Great list! Love that 80s stuff. Saw a list of “surivival songs” the other day, but I had to give em what for! They left off Mike and the Mechanics silent running. How can you have a list of survival songs and leave off Silent Running??!!
The worst part for me was that I read the title and nothing about masturbation popped into my head. I thought I was gonna be reading about some moron that didn’t check to see if the gun was loaded. I’m losing my pervertedness.
I won’t knock ’80’s music. I am a high school grad from ’84, so I was immersed in it. That said, it still sucks. A bunch of young people, guessing at what will be popular. The good ones, did fine. Still, not an A.P. Carter in the bunch.
Uncle Pays the Bills Again
We say more dumb shit before noon than most people say all day.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:52 am
“Darling Nikki” by Prince
September 8th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Ever heard of little band called Greenday? Every song they ever did was about masturbation, because they’re a bunch of hippie dick skinners. It was their claim to lame.
September 8th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Great list! Love that 80s stuff. Saw a list of “surivival songs” the other day, but I had to give em what for! They left off Mike and the Mechanics silent running. How can you have a list of survival songs and leave off Silent Running??!!
September 8th, 2010 at 11:33 am
No hidden metaphor in this classic, single entendre, girl-wank ballad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFEfmbAeEDY&ob=av2e
September 8th, 2010 at 11:38 am
yeah, but not from the 80s. I mean, who can forget My Ding-a-Ling?
September 8th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Or The Who – Pictures of Lily.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Funny, my hair is the same as then (except ’88-92; that whole Navy Regs thing), just farther back on my head.
September 8th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
also not the ’80’s, but Jackson Browne’s “Rosie.”
September 8th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
The worst part for me was that I read the title and nothing about masturbation popped into my head. I thought I was gonna be reading about some moron that didn’t check to see if the gun was loaded. I’m losing my pervertedness.
September 8th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
will, we have to keep it gun related some times.
September 8th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
don’t forget “No Bone Movies” by Ozzy
September 8th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I think the 60’s were a tad more perv:
Backdoor Man (1961)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf3KG8VAtJg
Donna (1967)
September 8th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Except She-bop is the only one of those where the artist did not state explicitly, at some point or another, that the song was not about masturbation.
September 8th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Yeah, I remember Gordon Gano having some long winded explanation about how “oh big hands I know you’re the one” isn’t about yerkin ze gherkin.
September 8th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
1980: Devo: Whip It
http://www.last.fm/music/Devo/_/Whip+It
September 9th, 2010 at 1:38 am
I won’t knock ’80’s music. I am a high school grad from ’84, so I was immersed in it. That said, it still sucks. A bunch of young people, guessing at what will be popular. The good ones, did fine. Still, not an A.P. Carter in the bunch.