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Ninjas stop mugging

Really.

8 Responses to “Ninjas stop mugging”

  1. wizardpc Says:

    That is AWESOME.

  2. Jim W Says:

    >mugger saw the ninjas
    >mugger fled and was later captured by police

    So not only were the ninjas seen, but their target got away? And as far as we can tell, the mugger still had the ipod and money.

    These are shitty ninjas.

  3. deadcenter Says:

    Ninjas 1
    Pirates 0

  4. Dixie Says:

    Jim W-

    They also failed to notice a ninja, Nathan Smith, standing in the shadows outside the dojo…

    They only saw the ninjas when they ran out of the dojo. But I do have to knock them for having shurikens handy.

  5. Geodkyt Says:

    All I can think of is the variation of Rock, Paper Scissors: Bear, Cowboy, Ninja.

    Cowboy shoots Bear.
    Ninja disarms Cowboy.
    Bear mauls Ninja.

  6. Kristopher Says:

    Nope.

    Cowboy shoots Bear.

    Cowboy shoots Ninja.

    Cowboy shoots outlaw Cowboy.

    Moral: Be a Cowboy.

  7. Sean OH Says:

    Shouldnt the ninjas have melted out of the shadows all around them and retrieved the money and ipod?

  8. Wolfwood Says:

    These are shitty ninjas.

    Well, they’re ninjas-in-training. Nonjas, if you will.

    Besides, at least one of them remained undetected long enough to get reinforcements.

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