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A cop pulls over a stripper. Gets a little excited. And gives her a pearl necklace. So, the stripper says he did it. So does DNA evidence. And the guy admits to it. Open and shut, right? Nope he once again gets off. After all, she’s a stripper and, of course, must be a whore who wanted it.

14 Responses to “Unreal”

  1. Drake Says:

    The defense attorney listed there is the father of California Bears pole vaulter Alison Stokke, ogled by thousands on the internet. Funny. Defend a pervert, have the perverts stare at your hot daughter. Big circle.

  2. Bruce Says:

    He got off alright.

  3. julie Says:

    pear or pearl?

  4. SayUncle Says:

    Dammit. I suck at typing and proofreading.

  5. julie Says:

    oh, either way he shouldn’t have got off … certainly not the conduct you’ld want from a police officer.

  6. nk Says:

    God bless juries.

  7. Dixie Says:

    This man shouldn’t have gotten off, he should have received a stiff sentence and done hard time, climaxing in a little shower scene.

    Also, Drake, Mr. Stokke got a little hot at all the Internet attention his daughter has gotten. So, it’s okay to touch, but not to look?

  8. comatus Says:

    I have to say I’m as suspicious of her motivations as I am of his. But there’s a technological fix for this:

    With just the slightest modification…

  9. Drake Says:

    Apparently so Dixie, apparently so.

  10. straightarrow Says:

    How the Hell do you find twelve such stupid people in one place?

  11. Peter Says:


    “How the Hell do you find twelve such stupid people in one place?”

    Hell, SA, they’re everywhere. I count 535 of them just on one end of Constitution Ave in DC alone.

  12. Mu Says:

    Omg, Ed Brandon and uncle are upset about the same thing. Cats and dogs in cohabitation, aerial bovines, TEOTWAWKI.

  13. Tanner Says:

    You did catch that he got fired, right? (As he should have, of course)

    The article said he works construction now…

  14. ben g Says:

    The article is also 2 years old.

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