Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T.
Conversation from the Uncle Household.
Me: You know how I always dreamed that Politically Incorrect Dog could talk and he had a deep voice with a British accent?
The Mrs: Yeah.
Me: Well, in my dreams, Flash sounds like Samuel Jackson.
The Mrs: Why do the dogs always talk in your dreams?
Me: Guess they got shit to say. That’s what Flash would say.
May 15th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
My fox terror (terrier) has a voice like Betty Boop. The Siberians all sound like surfer doodz.
Funny thing, they only do that when I take too much Nyquil before turning in for the night.
Regards,
Rabbit.
May 15th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
OK, I am not a dog person and never will be after being bit by one as a kid.
That said, if I had one I sure as hell would want it to talk like SLJ. I can picture him wanting food and saying to me “English, do you speak it?!”
Great post!
May 15th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
It’s funny that when Russ Martin was on the air here in Dallas, he imagined his dogs having British accents too. “Dah-dee, guess what I did in the living room!”
The last cat I had had a Japanese voice, but the latest one is completely lolcat. I really wish I knew how this worked. (Just this morning he gave me a “i can haz barbeekoo?” look at lunch.)
May 15th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Oh yeah? Well I had a dream about a two-headed dog that was having an argument with itself whilst I sat watching on a sidewalk. Top that!