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Palin Pays

$7 Million in donations. It’s like the base is energized or something.

And QOTD from Tam via email:

I’m surprised you didn’t go for the more obvious one: “Maverick & Cougar: Vote Top Gun ’08”

Ya know the really cool thing about not being a liberal nor a Democrat? It’s the fact that joke is funny and we’re not offended.

7 Responses to “Palin Pays”

  1. paula Says:

    love cougar that is some funny s**t!
    I am really glad I didn’t spit water all over my computer just now..

  2. Smacklug Says:

    miss alaska, so they said
    smell of dead fish went to head
    former mayor of frozen hamlet
    god tells her mccain might can it
    so she stands for female race
    laughs at women’s rights disgrace
    disbelieves private penumbra
    views on issues bare like tundra
    stepped in small domestic spat
    says “patronage? the fuck is that?”
    scant of record, but staff put:
    “at least she not ‘fleet of foot'”
    up with babies, down with pounds
    now her kid he got the downs
    but soon she have new room and board
    thanks to jesus, our cruel lord

    me like sarah palin

  3. rightwingprof Says:

    Politico reports that volunteerism for the campaign is exploding.

    The crowd completely went nuts when she was on stage at the rally yesterday. SA-RAH! SA-RAH!

  4. damaged justice Says:

    Smacklug channels Sushi K, except without funny.

  5. Kristopher Says:

    That the best you got, Smacklug?

    That she worked for a living?

    That she was a mayor ( instead of a Joyce Fund leach ) before she was a state governor ( instead of a Chicago Machine selected senator )?

    ( note that the Republicans put the experience politician at the top of the ticket, and Democrats put the experience politician at the bottom of the ticket )

    That she pressured a police chief to fire her ex-bro-in-law-cop after he did the psycho-ex thing and started making death threats against family members?

    That she is a Christian?

    Is that all you have got? You loons are gonna lose.

  6. metro1 Says:

    (Sung to the tune of Davy Crockett)

    Born in the northern part of Idaho,
    Destined for fame, she just didn’t know.
    Learned to hunt and fish, even in the snow,
    Never was one to just go with the flow

    Sarah, Sarah Palin,
    lady from “The Last Frontier.”

    Moved to the North before she was one,
    Landed in the “Land of the Midnight Sun.”
    Beautiful and strong, she likes to have fun,
    She always works hard, but her work is never done.

    Sarah, Sarah Palin,
    lady from “The Last Frontier.”

    With her five kids and a man named Todd,
    They carved out a life eatin’ moose and cod.
    Alaska had some waste and a lot of fraud,
    So she went to work and laid down her fishin’ rod.

    Sarah, Sarah Palin,
    lady from “The Last Frontier.”

  7. Manish Says:

    i thought cougar referred to older women who like younger guys.

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