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Stupid Pet Tricks

If your dog is wondering loose, it is a nuisance. End of story. So, check this out. Police dog decides to leave its house and runs loose (it is therefore a nuisance). It is threatening a neighbor and his kid (therefore is a nuisance again). Man shoots the dog, which is what you should do.

Now, he’s charged with cruelty to animals and third degree felony assault. That’s bull shit. The only one who is responsible here is Police Officer Bryon Deeter for failing to contain his dog. He is, of course, not being charged.

8 Responses to “Stupid Pet Tricks”

  1. persimmon Says:

    Hey Uncle, do a Google news search on ‘Uxbridge’ and ‘pit bull’. I’m visiting my brother in Boston, and one of the hot stories up here is about two roaming pit bulls that attacked and killed a miniature horse, then came back the next day and attacked a full-sized horse, which survived only because the owner interrupted the attack.

  2. SayUncle Says:

    Well, pits were known as cattle dogs before being turned in to fighters. One of my dad’s friend had a farm and two German Shepherds killed one of his horses one day.

  3. Kevin Baker Says:

    Why is it that cops seem able to shoot people’s pet dogs with impunity? must have one “police shoot family pet” story a week.

  4. Les Jones Says:

    And there’s this from the story: “The officer’s son had let Flip out of the house, then failed to let him back in before the family left to go to a relative’s house.”

    So not only was a trained police dog running loose, the cop in charge of him left the house with the dog was running the neighborhood.

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  6. Ninth Stage Says:

    Not just cops anymore. Their dogs are better than you and me too.

  7. Joe Says:

    Good thing it didn’t happen in Nevada. Killing a police dog here is considered 1st degree murder and can get you a needle for “killing a police officer.

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