Why I’m not a monk
As soon as I took my monk oath, the hotties would most definitely move in and start selling beer right across the street. And the temptation would just be too much. Since I already know what would happen, I won’t bother becoming a monk.
October 27th, 2004 at 3:03 pm
You dummy! That is the reason to become a monk! To succumb to temptation? Whose tempting you now? No one! Become a monk and get yourself some of that temptation.
October 27th, 2004 at 4:21 pm
These “monks” were 19 years old. Probably raised by the monastery, and when they finally discovered a bit about life across the street from the monastery, they were gone!