Tennessee No Longer Sounds Good To Me
After TDOT’s new slogan, Bredesen wants a new state slogan because the old one (Tennessee Sounds Good To Me) doesn’t do it for him. How about:
Tennessee, you can’t get here from there.
Tennessee, thank God for Mississippi.
Tennessee, where we get more Free Federal Money™ than everyone else.
Tennessee, we don’t like you because you’re successful.
Tennessee, who needs education, we have football.
Tennessee, come have a look around but don’t stay.
Seriously, I take pride in my state but it seems to me we have better things to do than devote resources on some catchphrase.
September 19th, 2003 at 12:12 pm
FARK.com is taking a survey of what the new motto should be. Current leader:
September 19th, 2003 at 4:57 pm
Unc, if you were a Firesign Theater fan, you’d know that the first one should be “Tennessee, you can’t there from here.” (From their legendary radio parody, “Nick Danger, Third Eye.”)