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It ought to be illegaler

Thursday, June 25th, 2015

Texting and driving should be a felony, says some half-witted simpleton. Better idea, crashing into people is illegal.

Make it more illegaler

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

A bill banning beer sales at self-check out. You know, at the grocer, if I buy beer it flags it so that someone can come verify my age. Just saying. It occurs to me our legislators have too much free time on their hands.

Making it more illegaler

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

In AZ, a bill to make the presence of illegal aliens illegal.

Making it illegaler

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Illinois Makes it Illegal to Commit Illegal Gun Transfer Illegally to Minors Who Can’t Legally Have Them Because it’s Illegal Just one more law!

Making it more illegaler

Monday, April 21st, 2008

One crime = four charges.

Making it illegaler

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

In Japan, they experienced a mass shooting. Japan has some of the most stringent gun laws (and sword laws) in the world. And, in fact, possessing arms other than shotguns is mostly illegal. So, the press there wants to make guns more illegal.

Let’s make it illegaler

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

PJM: That is a gun ban I think America needs – a ban on illegal immigrants, terrorists or insurgents owning guns. Ahab: Duh.

Weaponized government

Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

Barack Obama weaponized the government for use against his political opponents. The IRS, Operation Chokepoint, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, etc. He was, of course, planning on handing that over to Hillary. Oops. Apparently, weaponizing the government is just what democrats do: Unable to Ban Guns, Lawmakers Want to Weaponize the ATF Against Gun Dealers As […]

Another Illegal Mayor

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Well, this time, the city. And another mayor is even more illegaler

Sausage making

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013

Republicans to cave on gun deal, to look tough on crime. Will also agree to laws making things already illegal even more illegaler. Boehner says house will consider measures that pass the senate.

There ought to be a law

Friday, January 25th, 2013

Oh, wait, there already is. We must make it illegaler.

The assault on rifles

Sunday, January 6th, 2013

Can’t let the bodies cool: White House Plans To Overwhelm NRA With Rapid Victory I don’t really see that happening. The WaPo on the measures: A working group led by Vice President Biden is seriously considering measures backed by key law enforcement leaders that would require universal background checks for firearm buyers, track the movement […]

There ought to be a law

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

Here’s a stupid bill saying that discharging a firearm into a habitation or vehicle is a class C felony. Seems the intent of it is to make shooting people even more illegaler. The language of the bill would make the Lucky Gunner Blogger shoot illegal since we shot a lot of cars.

Extraordinarily unpossible

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

In July, in Chicago, two hundred twenty-five people were shot there. But guns are banned there. But it’s OK. The police are having marches. Demand more gun control, to make it even more illegaler to shoot someone with your already illegal gun.

Shelby Co. Mayor: Need more gun control

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

So reports the privacy rights invading Commercial Appeal here: Shelby County Mayor A C Wharton, in a push to increase public safety, has called for a statewide gun-offender registry and tougher penalties for people who carry handguns without permits. In his annual State of the County address to the Rotary Club on Tuesday, Wharton unveiled […]

What they mean by reasonable gun laws

Friday, October 31st, 2008

In NYC, Party City was fined $500,000 for selling toy guns. A Boston Globe editorial: Incredibly, there is no minimum age to fire a gun in Massachusetts. All that is required for someone under 18 is parental consent and the presence of a licensed instructor. That is a massive loophole that has to be closed, […]

Unpossible

Monday, August 18th, 2008

That didn’t work the first time, so let’s make it illegaler.

Pray for prey

Friday, April 25th, 2008

In Chicago, they’ve gone from advocating things shown not to work to praying for thing that do not work: Ministers To Fast, Pray For Gun Control, Hope Lawmakers Pay Attention A group of inner-city ministers is calling for fasting and prayer the next three days — to dramatize the violence that targets Chicago schoolchildren. WBBM’s […]

How gun controllers think

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Let’s make it more illegaler. That’ll show ’em!

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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