13 Politically Incorrect Gun Rules
Some fun, some not. And on number 5, my carry guns don’t have manual safeties.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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January 18th, 2012 at 9:54 am
How about 5: You are not going to tea, forget the cup and saucer!
January 18th, 2012 at 10:25 am
Was this written by Major Caudill?
#7 to #13 are from Clint Smith of Thunder Ranch.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:21 am
If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
January 18th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
I prefer the Top 10 Gun Safety Tips in t-shirt format:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/imaogun.html
Kudos to Frank J. of imao.us for developing this list.
January 18th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I kind of agree on #5.
Actually I think it should be “The first sound they hear should be the last.”
January 18th, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Actually Jeff, it should be “If you heard my first shot, then I missed!”
January 18th, 2012 at 7:08 pm
@John Smith – Maxim 37 applies really well too:
“There is no such thing as overkill. There is only ‘Open fire’ and ‘I need to reload'”
Now that I think of it, a lot of the Maxims apply.
January 18th, 2012 at 8:49 pm
#6 compares a total time to a rate. Compare total times to total times, or rates to rates.
At, say, and average velocity of 1350fps over 20 feet, the “response time” would be about 15 ms.
January 18th, 2012 at 11:03 pm
#3 is a good point
January 21st, 2012 at 8:13 pm
#14, people!
14: First rule of unarmed combat: NEVER BE UNARMED.
And don’t let some fool wearing a badge tell you otherwise.
Cheers.