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Poking Fun at the VPC

Seems like I never get tired of it. If the VPC decided to ban dangerous automobiles, this is how they’d define “Race Cars”….

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Posted in Humor on April 20th, 2004 by Thibodeaux | RSS 2.0 |

6 Responses to “Poking Fun at the VPC”

  1. Bruce Says:
    April 21st, 2004 at 8:20 am

    Great analogy. I bet that guy can go REAL fast with that “aerodynamic enhancement” on the back of his car.

    Rear spoiler = folding stock
    racing decals = bayonet mount
    6″ diameter tailpipe = flash supressor
    chrome wiper blades = pistol grip

    Clearly they all make the car a more lethal device.

    Morons.

    I drove an ‘81 Subaru in college. The speedometer went up to something ridiculous like 120 mph. Must have been a racing car. The steering column would shake like hell when I hit 70 in that bucket o’ rust.

  2. Manish Says:
    April 21st, 2004 at 9:38 am

    Clearly a picture of an assault vehicle

  3. Bruce Says:
    April 21st, 2004 at 12:02 pm

    Yeah, an assault on good taste.

  4. Johnny - Oh Says:
    April 21st, 2004 at 7:42 pm

    You see the “Si” sticker in front of the rear wheel?

    That stands for “Smash Innocents.”
    I know, ‘cuz I used to work for a Honda dealership. I quit in protest, once I heard of this awful thing that the Japanese were foisting off on our citizen’s. BAN Them! If not for us, then think of the CHILDREN!

    Nice analogy. :)

  5. GORDON Says:
    April 22nd, 2004 at 7:20 pm

    Whats a VPC.

  6. Thibodeaux Says:
    April 23rd, 2004 at 9:26 am

    Violence Policy Center. They’re a bunch of gun-hating wackos.

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