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William Wallace would be sad

An actual story:

A MAN ended up behind bars after being found in a Dunfermline street with an offensive weapon, a potato peeler.

Scott Walker, 39, of the James Bank Hostel, James Street, appeared from custody at Dunfermline Sheriff Court.

He admitted that on Saturday in Appin Crescent, a public place, he was in possession of an object that which had a blade or was sharply pointed, namely a potato peeler.

FFS. You can’t go taking your kitchen utensils out in public.

7 Responses to “William Wallace would be sad”

  1. Fred Says:

    Hi there neighbor, sorry to bother you. Do you have a potato peeler I can borrow?

    Help, help! Call the police Harvey. It’s a criminal felon wanting to open carry a potato peeler to her house next door. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Help! Help!

    And miss Agnes seemed like such a nice sort of lady. Quit, kept to herself. It’s all so very shocking!

  2. Alein Says:

    This is just embarrassing. These people once had the largest empire in the history of the world, and now look at them.

  3. Mike Says:

    I lived there for a year in the late ’80s and loved it — I always wanted to go back to visit. Not any more.

  4. Ravenwood Says:

    The sun has finally set on the British Empire.

  5. Sigivald Says:

    How do chefs there go to work?

    Is there a “knife roll” exception to the Scary Bad Pointy Law?

  6. Bill Llewellin Says:

    A potato peeler? That’s Irish cultural appropriation!

  7. mikee Says:

    Could be worse. Could have been a spud gun.