Happy Independence Day
This weekend, as you’re traveling across a state or county line to buy fireworks so you can take them home and violate local ordinances regarding setting off fireworks, keep an eye out for the occasional DWI checkpoint. Oh, and make certain to buckle up. After all, you’re celebrating your freedom.
July 1st, 2011 at 12:51 pm
The snark is strong with this one.
July 1st, 2011 at 1:07 pm
You must be psychic….
July 1st, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Words of wisdom.
July 1st, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Already have the illegal fireworks, though I won’t say how I got em’ π
July 1st, 2011 at 1:51 pm
There’s a native reservation nearby with a fireworks shop that sells the fun kind of fireworks, like the kind that you can blow your hands off with. π
July 1st, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Several years ago they figured a loophole in IN law, and you can buy anything if you basically promise not to do anything illegal, like light it. I mean anything, including star cannon. I swear it’s like the 4th of July around here when they get going. Funny, you never hear of anyone getting hurt, though there probably are a few.
July 1st, 2011 at 2:46 pm
It’s that realization a few years ago that kept me from flying the federal flag around my home…and, at this point, the state flag is hardly more welcome. A porcupine flag would be more appropriate.
July 1st, 2011 at 5:11 pm
NANANANA! KY made fireworks legal to sell and use so we do not have to drive to TN anymore.
Of course Bowling Green now sounds like Beruit did in 1980’s.
July 1st, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Heck with the Fireworks, I have a wedding tomorrow thats 50 miles from my house. Do I get to toast the Couple, or use the Open Bar? With Ohio’s DUI laws and every hick burg flat broke because the State just cut the Budget today and they already spent next years share in advance, there’s no more Free Lunch, so guess how many Speed Traps I get to drive through? Can’t even enjoy my Jim Beam with my Chili and BEANS this weekend!
July 1st, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Fireworks have been banned in my part of Texas because of the drought conditions and likelihood of wildfires started by bottle rockets and such.
Time to drag out the old potato cannon. In Texas, potato cannons are legal when used as pyrotechnic devices. Now where is that old can of Aqua Net?
July 1st, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Oh… SNAP π Good one Sir!
July 1st, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Dry Ice in a empty water bottle makes a very suprising boom. Of course around here, we hear methheads set off shake’n’bakes all the time π
July 2nd, 2011 at 9:01 am
Well if we’d lost that war we’d have CCTV cameras on every corner. Plus lawyers would wear funny wigs. So we can celebrate.
July 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 am
Happy Independence Day!
Whatzitmean??
The Dept of Education trained masses answer:
July 2nd, 2011 at 6:42 pm
While celebrating our freedom and trying to cope with the loss of Anthony Weiner due to twattergate, Obama signed (in secret) Agenda 21 UN plan to take over the heartland. Thank goodness they cannot override Tennessee’s constitutional amendment to hunt and fish, but if you missed it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5H1CUM6IWE&feature=player_embedded#at=31
For those that think this is a conspiracy, take a look from the official UN website and enjoy your fake freedom.
http://www.un.org/esa/dsd/agenda21/
Be sure and take notes where the government will allow you to live, and you will notice that more than likely your home is inside the governments “no mans zone”.
RP in 2012, because you know it is the right thing to do…
July 2nd, 2011 at 8:56 pm
How about one of the Rattlesnake Flags, Oleg?
July 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 pm
GAWD, that’s just awful! Only a few knew what it was about, but even so, in some nebulous way. Not a one had any idea that we should safeguard our guns, for we may need them in a new American Revolution.
July 4th, 2011 at 12:36 pm
And if you go out to pursue happiness, make sure you wear your helmet, someone could get a boo boo.
July 4th, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Oh and the NY Times is lamenting that all the grilling is going to cook us all. But CO2 is plant food, so
Make a big fire, feed a forest.
July 4th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
The snark is strong :)… goin to steal that and post it on facebook ( that should piss off some of my libtard friends π )
July 5th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
We had better wake up and smell the coffee (that is soon to be caffene controlled) before it gets to far gone. These bozos in office can’t get rid of our freedoms fast enough.