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Shriveling Dicks

In an act of virtue signaling, Dick’s Sporting Goods told a good portion of its customers to fuck right off after it said it was getting out of guns. Immediately, gun loving loyal customers give up the D. In response to that, those who support gun control decided to do a “buycott” of Dicks. Because nothing appeals to lefty gun grabbers more than a sporting goods store. It didn’t turn out so well.

You don’t say.

6 Responses to “Shriveling Dicks”

  1. bob r Says:

    Dick’s opened a store near me just before they stepped on their dick. I’d never been to one of their stores before and had it on my “check them out” mental list. Still haven’t been in a Dick’s and there is approximately zero chance I ever will be.
    Some mistakes are damn hard to recover from.

  2. Tim Says:

    “….a buycott of Dicks.”

    Probably looking for new dildos 🙁

  3. Ravenwood Says:

    Dicks is inviting a shareholder lawsuit through mismanagement. Not only did they give a big F-U to customers without any shareholder input, they destroyed valuable inventory (balance sheet assets) rather than liquidate it.

    If I were a shareholder (which I am not and never would be) I would be lawyering up big time.

  4. Mike Says:

    My family consistently spent $1-2K/yr with Dicks before this move of theirs. But we’ll never touch them again.

  5. Ron W Says:

    @Ravenwood, yeah, you would’ve thought at least Dick’s could have the government “buyback” their evil semi-auto rifles. But wait! They SAY those are “weapons of war which have no place on our streets”, so why would have government agents and police have them??

  6. Dave T Says:

    Driving through Port Angeles, WA a while back I saw a sign hanging at the local gun shop: We sell AR-15s because were not Dicks. Beautiful. I wish Id gotten a picture.