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Life in the future

Worlds first ever human-monkey hybrid grown in lab in China

Ugh. Does it have two asses?*

* And if you get that joke, I tire of nature and its one-assed schematics.

5 Responses to “Life in the future”

  1. HL Says:

    Trey and Matt were ahead of their time. May still be.

  2. Huck Says:

    We had one of those in the White House for 8 years that was created in Kenya.

  3. JTC Says:

    Another one to come; at 55 years old Big Mike will be the next Simian-American to claim the Dem nomination by draft at their convention, and very possibly the potus chair.

    Yes we really are that stupid, and not just the Dems.

  4. terrapod Says:

    And to think it was pushmepullyou’s brother pushpush that he was referencing, yannow, the D party made up of two asses (the part was cut by Disney) in Dr. Doolittle (also a spokesgay for the D party).

  5. Poobie Says:

    Can we really be satisfied until the monkey has five asses?

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