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Noted Gun Expert Joe Biden wants to require guns to only be operated with DNA or fingerprints. Because he saw it in a movie:

If I get elected president of the United States of America with your help, if that happens, guns, we have the capacity now in a James Bond-style to make sure no one can pull a trigger unless their DNA and fingerprint is on it,” Biden told roughly 180 donors in an Upper East Side penthouse Monday evening. “We have that capacity to do it now. You know it.”

5 Responses to “LOLwut”

  1. Phelps Says:

    Sure, Joe. We have the best fingerprint readers in the world on our iphones.

    Now, imagine if every time your phone failed to unlock, it means that a bad guy kills you instead.

  2. Jeff the Baptist Says:

    Did he copy that feature set from the Judge Dredd comic?

  3. Crawler Says:

    It’s hard to believe that the Democrats would take ‘ol Joe Biden del Gaffe off the shelf of irrelevancy, dust him off and point the idiot toward a presidential campaign trail.

    I figure that Joe was probably promised all of the hair smelling and groping he could dream of.

  4. Stretch Says:

    Joe is a Black Hole of stupid.
    Knew one of his old Senate staffers. Joe was incapable of rational thought BEFORE his strokes.
    It’s a marvel that he can walk and talk at the same time.

  5. ExpatNJ Says:

    ‘Jeff the Baptist’ –

    Joe might be a James Bond (“fantasy violence” – imdb) fan. ‘Fingerprint-guns were science-fiction props in at least 2 of those movies. I can’t imagine why 007 would trust his life to an untested/unreliable technology:

    – “From Russia With Love”
    – “Skyfall”

    I don’t know if it was in Judge Dredd.